{Old Version} yandere Dbza X male sayian reader

back to namek saga (ch-44)

(Cuts to everyone flying together across namek as they land in a village to find it completely empty)

KRILLIN: where the heck is everyone did we go to the wrong planet

ALTER Y/N: is there some kind of fake namek or something

KRILLIN: ummm

ALTER Y/N: don't answer that

Gohan: I think I know where they might be follow me

(Cuts to the cave as everyone lands)

ALTER Y/N: hello is anyone in there

(There is a silence)

GOHAN: de-

DENDE: (appears at entrance) oh hey Gohan did you come all the way here to see little old me how kind

GOHAN: no we came here to get the dragon balls

DENDE: oh...why

ALTER Y/N: Vegeti ran her mouth so I killed her

DENDE: (confused) and you want to revive her

ALTER Y/N: as annoying as she is she'll be useful during our battle with cell

DENDE: I don't know who that is

ALTER Y/N: where are your dragon balls

DENDE: some lady with an army took them calls herself cooler

ALTER Y/N: god dammit

TEIN: let me guess you know her

ALTER Y/N: unfortunately I do cooler is Frieza older sister

GOKI: cooler than Frieza she must be ice cold

Y/N: no that would be her mother (senses someone) get in the cave NOW

(Cooler squadron and her army pass the cave with a final shoulder who lags behind)

GOHAN: why didn't we just charge them

ALTER Y/N: because we need the element of surprise for cooler and her army because if she senses us everything is just gonna go to shit

PICCOLO: so then what do you suggest we do

ALTER Y/N: I'm going to go distract cooler as Y/N while you all search for the dragon balls

KRILLIN: alright as long as we don't have to-

ALTER Y/N: so you all split up for better coverage

KRILLIN: dammit

ALTER Y/N: piccolo your with tien trunks go with Krillin Gohan go with Goki

GOHAN: why do I have to go with mom

ALTER Y/N: would you rather go alone

GOHAN: um no

ALTER Y/N: that's what I thought

KRILLIN: wait if we need all the help why didn't we bring the dragon radar or zarbon and dodoria

ALTER Y/N: those two we left there in case that something happens with cell and if we had brought the radar and it somehow got in the hands of cooler what do you think would happen

KRILLIN: good point

ALTER Y/N: ya now break

(Cuts to cooler ship as alter Y/N lands)

ALTER Y/N: this is gonna suck (transforms into Y/N

Y/N: (rings doorbell) miss cooler it's me Y/N

COOLER: (opens the door and picks up Y/N) oh Y/N it's you I thought my stupid sister lost you forever but now your mine all mine