andriod saga (ch-24)

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(cut to Goki as a Super Saiyan giving Android 19 a beating, the latter being heard constantly saying "Ow." over and over again)

ANDROID 20: (to Piccolo and Tien and Y/N) Are you afraid...?

Y/N: ya that mime is slightly ugly

ANDROID 20: not what I meant…(to piccolo and tien) It's okay, you know... to feel that creeping, seizing fear-- not everyone faces their deaths so openly. I'll admit, your composure is admirable... even in the face of your inevitable demise, death's gaze squarely on you. You still keep calm, cool, and-- (looks towards Android 19) Oh, for God's sake, 19, throw a f**king punch!

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(cut to Gohan, Krillin, and Yamcha arriving at the battle)

GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo, what have we missed?

PICCOLO: Well, your mother is currently handing the Pillsbury Doughbot its generous, white ass.

Y/N: ha Pillsbury doughboy that's a good one piccolo

PICCOLO: thanks Y/N

ANDROID 20: Yes, well, your feeble understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe such. But 19 has yet to truly demonstrate his full killing proficiency. 19! Attack from the left!

ANDROID 19: Higher. (screws up the attack and gets elbowed in the face) Ouch. (continues saying "Ow." in the background)

ANDROID 20: No, my left! As I was saying... 19 is merely lulling your comrade into a false sense of security. And once we... 19, dodge!

ANDROID 19: Beginning dodge protocol... (Goki knees him in the face) Ow. (continues saying "Ow." in the background)

ANDROID 20: Why is dodging a subroutine? It's not that complex!

(Piccolo turns around and stares at Gohan)

GOHAN: What? What?!

ANDROID 20: Regardless, once we've secured our vantage point, Android 19 will move in for the kill, and your precious San Goki will feel the full sting of my vengeance!

(Goki punches Android 19 in the face, who responds by saying "Ow." and gets knocked into the ground)

ANDROID 20: Hmm... a moment. 19, would you stop messing around?!

GOKI: (begins charging up a Kamehameha wave) Ka... Me...

ANDROID 20: Oh, that's distressing...! 19, respond immediately! (Android 19 is seen standing still and staring at Goku in the sky)

GOKU: Ha... Me…

Y/N: yay more laser lights show

ANDROID 20: 19, what are you in, safe mode? Start responding this instant, before I shove my boot up your ass!

Y/N: dude it's Microsoft edge I'm telling you

ANDROID 20: no kid I used Google chrome

Y/N: how much ram does it have

ANDROID 20: 4GB

Y/N: well no wonder upgrade the ram to like 16gb for it to work

ANDRIOD 20: 19 upgrade to 16gb of ram

ANDROID 19: (nods) affirmative…. (Eyes flash) Reboot completed.

GOKI: HAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Goki fires the Kamehameha wave, which 19 then absorbs through the energy-absorbing device in his hand)

ANDROID 19: (in a deep voice) Murder.exe fully online.

ANDROID 20: huh that actually works….Bully!

GOKI: (breathing heavily) Huh... Didn't seem to work. Don't worry, guys, I'll try again... Double strength! (begins charging another Kamehameha wave) Ka... Me...

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