(cuts to Piccolo on Planet Namek)
PICCOLO: Urgh, what was that idiot DOING bringing me here! It's... Wait a minute, I can feel it... This is my home! I can finally see its beauty! The lush blue fields, the crystal clear waters, the wind brushing past my... GOD, THIS IS BORING!!! (groans) No wonder I feel at home.
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cuts to Frieza confronting Vegeti, Gohan, Y/N, Krillin, and Dende)
FRIEZA: Well, Vegeti. You've finally pulled it off. You've managed to dash my hopes entirely. With some help, I see.
KRILLIN: Quack!
GOHAN: Krillin, seriously, not helping!
KRILLIN: I can try.
FRIEZA: I'm very curious. Where exactly are you from?
KRILLIN: We're from Ear--
GOHAN: Krillin, no!
KRILLIN: Oh right... Thanks for stopping me, Gohan. 'Cause I can't shut-
FRIEZA: Y/N sweetheart do you know where they came from
Y/N: They're from Earth.
KRILLIN: Y/N WHY
Y/N: because she asked
FRIEZA: Oh good. I'll stop by there on the way home. Pick up some space eggs, some space milk, and BLOW IT THE F**K UP!!! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
VEGETI: Oh, Frieza. Quit being such a whiny bitch. I lost my chance at immortality too and you don't see me crying about it.
FRIEZA: Yes, Vegeti. But you see, the difference between us is I'll live long enough to regret it. (charges at Vegeta and engages her in battle) HYAAAAAAAAH!
(cuts to Piccolo flying through the sky)
PICCOLO: (in his thoughts and sighing) Everything looks the goddamn same on this goddamn planet! (sees something) Wait a minute, a body! (out loud) SOCIAL ACTIVITY! (Piccolo flies down and lands next to a body, which is Nail's) Please tell me you're not dead!
NAIL: (speaks in Namekian/Klingon)
PICCOLO: Ah, crap. I find the only living thing for miles-- and he's so broken he can't even talk right.
NAIL: I was speaking Namekian, you idiot. Don't you know anything about your own people?
PICCOLO: Well, we're demons, right?
NAIL: Eh, more like slug people.
PICCOLO: Ah, dammit! I liked it better when I was a demon.
NAIL: And I liked it better when I had proper bladder control. Nobody's perfect.
PICCOLO: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that. What happened?
NAIL: Let's just say our world elder's kind of a giant green asshole.
PICCOLO: Preachin' to the choir on that one. Well, it's been fun, but I have to go DIE again... (turns to leave)
NAIL: Wait. I might be able to help you.
PICCOLO: Look, buddy. If you want to add me on MySpace, I switched to Spacebook a while ago. (turns to leave again)
NAIL: No, no, no, no. Listen. I think I know something that might work out for both of us. I don't wanna die and you seem pretty lonely.
PICCOLO: (loudly) DESPERA-- (normal tone) I mean, go on.
NAIL: There's a special ability our people share. Forbidden, even amongst our most sacred clans.
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{Old Version} yandere Dbza X male sayian reader
FanfictionY/N had an accident when he was a child giving him a second personality that is unlike the normal him and when Frieza goes to destroy the planet she takes Y/N as hers due to her infatuation with him What happens when others sayians and humans fall i...
