Idiot 🥸: 😳😳😳
Hazel 💞: hahaha knew it
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what did you know...
Hazel 💞: I knew that George liked you however it was just then I figured out that you liked him back
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: clever Hazel
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George, you like me?
Idiot 🥸: yes
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well this is odd, I've never felt like this before
Idiot 🥸: Soooo, do you want to go out sometime
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: 🍿🍿🍿
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING IN A RELATIONSHIP EXCEPT FOR ME!??
Little sprout 🌱: well do you actually go out and ask boys out?
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: well no
Little sprout 🌱: well there's the answer to why you don't have a boyfriend, perhaps if you did more asking rather than waiting you would actually get one.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: hahaha good one beanie
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Kitty you just got burned 🔥🔥🔥
Hazel 💞: 🤣🤣🤣
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: daisy truth or dare
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: truth
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what is your biggest turn on?
Hazel 💞: cough cough Amina
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZEL.
Longarms 🇺🇸: she's right though isn't she
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well...yeah
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel truth or dare?
Hazel 💞: dare
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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Hazel 💞 are now chatting privately.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: pretend to get something out of the pocket of your trousers then accidentally brush your hands along Alexander's 🍆
Hazel 💞: DAISY 😳😳😳
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: revenge is sweet
Hazel 💞: I'll do it
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hahaha knew it
Hazel 💞: 🙄
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Hazel 💞: sorry Alex this may be uncomfortable, I need to get something out of my pocket.
Longarms 🇺🇸: it's ok
Hazel 💞: *rummages around in her nonexistent pocket before 'accidentally' brushing her hand along Alexander's 🍆*
Longarms 🇺🇸: oh careful Haz 😳😏🥵
Hazel 💞: ooops sorry handsome 😏
Idiot 🥸: I really want to know yet at the same time I really don't
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shall I show you the message?
Idiot 🥸: yes
Hazel 💞: go ahead I have no shame 😏
Idiot 🥸: I REGRET ASKING BUT ALSO WOW HAZEL YOU HAVE SOME NERVE.
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: I wanna see
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *shows kitty the message
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Where did the innocent little Hazel go? 😇
Hazel 💞: Daisy dragged her into murder scenes and Alex was too handsome for her not to fall for
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: should I be proud of offended?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: what did Hazel do?
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *shows Lavinia the message*
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: now that is interesting and very amusing 😏
Little sprout 🌱: what did Hazel do
Hazel 💞: don't worry Beanie
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Beanie you must be kept pure at all costs 😇
Hazel 💞: Alex, truth or dare
Longarms 🇺🇸: truth
Hazel 💞: do you have a hidden talent
Longarms 🇺🇸: getting lost in those deep brown eyes of yours
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤮🤮🤮
Little sprout 🌱: stop daisy it's really cute
Idiot 🥸: Alex you really are a hopeless romantic
Iwantaboyfriend 💋: oh sappy romance how much I love you 🍿🍿🍿
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: kinda cute, kinda cringy
Hazel 💞: awww Alex your so sweet
Longarms 🇺🇸: Beanie truth or dare?
Little sprout 🌱: ummm dare
Longarms 🇺🇸: dance without music for 2 minutes 💃🏻
Little sprout 🌱: ok 😁
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wow Beanie great moves 💃🏻
Little sprout 🌱: thanks 🥰
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Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat
FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.