Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life

Hazelnut 💗: what the fuck

Little sprout 🌱: what am I witnessing

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I need some of that bleach Bertie

Hazelnut 💗: Why are you in a leotard Alex?

Longarms 🇺🇸: it's all part of the performance Hazel dear. Do I not look amazing.

Hazelnut 💗: no comment

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: translation, put in some proper clothes

Hazelnut 💗: *whispers* or you could just take the clothes off 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😳😳

Bertie 🌍: why are you blushing Alexander?

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel what did you say?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: was it something to do with sex?

Hazelnut 💗: I didn't say anything 😏

Idiot 🥸: dear lord

AminaEM 💍: Hazel you should probably go to the stage and get ready for your performance.

Uncle Felix 😎: Good luck Hazel *kisses her cheek*

Bertie 🌍: good luck little sis *kisses her cheek*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good luck Watson, you'll smash it *hugs Hazel*

Hazelnut 💗: that's not the only thing I'll smash tonight

Uncle Felix 😎: ...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Idiot 🥸: trust me Felix, you end up having to get used to it.

Longarms 🇺🇸: good luck babe *kisses Hazel on the lips*

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses him back* good luck to you to

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you

AminaEM 💍: good luck Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: good luck

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: good luck

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: good luck

Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys 🥰

Harold 💫: good luck

Hazelnut 💗: Uncle Felix, could you please film my act so that I can send it to my mother.

Uncle Felix 😎: of course Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: thank you.

Idiot 🥸: good luck little sis

Hazelnut 💗: thanks, good luck to you as well

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Chatting in real life.

Deepdean headmistress: Next up in the talent show is Alexander Arcady and George Mukherjee from Western school for boys.

Bertie 🌍: psst Harold, are you recording?

Harold 💫: yep

*Alexander and George walk out together*

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fucking hell I am struggling not to laugh at this eyesore

AminaEM 💍: 😂😂😂

*Music starts playing*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *starts dancing*