Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: so Hazel how is married life treating you

Hazelnut 💗: I mean it's only just begun

Little sprout 🌱: how is it going so far

Hazelnut 💗: it's perfect

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: have you had sex yet

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no no no don't answer that I really don't want to know

AminaEM 💍: Lavina 🤨

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Hazelnut 💗 changed her name to MrsArcady❤️

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MrsArcady ❤️: the answer is no Lavinia, Alexander and I have not had sex

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: thank god

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: aww were you jealous Daisy?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: shut up

Little sprout 🌱: jealous of what?

AminaEM 💍: Don't worry Beanie, you should stay innocent

Little sprout 🌱: ok 😇

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: seriously Daisy, were you jealous

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 😳😳😳

AminaEM 💍: 😏😏😏

MrsArcady ❤️: 🤣🤣🤣

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🍿🍿🍿

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ha knew it

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I hate you

Little sprout 🌱: what did Lavinia know?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: don't worry babe ❤️

Little sprout 🌱: ok ❤️

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

MrsArcady ❤️: so I told my father that I got married.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what did he say

Little sprout 🌱: how'd it go

AminaEM 💍: did it go well?

MrsArcady ❤️:

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so he didn't like your dance

ArrogantTwat 🌝: how disappointing

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes, I thought out dance was amazing

MrsArcady ❤️: it was Alex he's just a twat

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: true

MrsArcady ❤️: there's more