Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.
Hazelnut 💗: guys I think the boys are doing a dance at the wedding.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: WHAT
AminaEM 💍: how did you find out?
Little sprout 🌱: does that mean we can't do our performance
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: of course not Beans
Hazelnut 💗: George...let it slip
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: we are looking after the boys as they are sick and George was talking in his sleep.
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 👀
Little sprout 🌱: 👀
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 👀
AminaEM 💍: 👀
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Did I just r as that correctly, Lavinia is TAKING CARE of George
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤯🤯🤯
Little sprout 🌱: it's very shocking
AminaEM 💍: indeed
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Hazelnut 💗: Guys leave her alone
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: wait I've had an idea
Little sprout 🌱: what is it
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: well our dance won't be much of a surprise anymore so why don't we do a Bridesmaids/bride Vs Groomsmen/Groom dance battle.
AminaEM 💍: omg yes
Hazelnut 💗: definitely
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure ig
Little sprout 🌱: good idea babe
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Right, we need to let the boys know
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy you message your brother and Hazel and Lavina can tell their boys.
AminaEM 💍: wait Daisy your uncle is a groomsman isn't he
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah...
AminaEM 💍: so doesn't that mean he will also be dancing in the dance battle.
Hazelnut 💗: oh my fucking gosh
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: bahahahahaha 🤣
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: this will be the funniest thing ever
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I can't wait to see this
Little sprout 🌱: 🤣🤣🤣
Hazelnut 💗: personally I think Alex and I's first dance will be the best performance of the night
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: of course you do 🙄
Little sprout 🌱: what song are you dancing to Hazel
Hazelnut 💗: it's a secret 🤫
AminaEM 💍: tell us please
Hazelnut 💗: nope
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: pleeeeeeeeeease
Hazelnut 💗: nope, my lips are sealed 🤐
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: now that is making ME want to know
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FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.