Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Hazel, have you chosen a dress for the bridesmaids/maid of honour.
Hazelnut 💗: yes I have, this is it
Little sprout 🌱: OMG that's gorgeous
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I love it
AminaEM 💍: Same, you have great taste Hazel
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that she does
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well great taste in clothes in her romantic partners...that's a different story
Hazelnut 💗: 🙄
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's alright ig. I mean it's a dress
Hazelnut 💗: I'll take that as a compliment Lavinia
AminaEM 💍: so Hazel, have you got your wedding dress?
Hazelnut 💗: I have ordered them, they shall arrive in a few days.
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: them?
Little sprout 🌱: ooo what does it look like.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Are you wearing 2?
Hazelnut 💗: yes one for the ceremony and one for the reception
Hazelnut 💗: this is the one I'm going to wear when I get married to Alexander
AminaEM 💍: it's stunning
Little sprout 🌱: Its red
I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you will look like a goddess
Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: it's gorgeous
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: it's quite nice
Hazelnut 💗: yes it's red, you see in China/Hong Kong it's traditional for a bride to wear red as white is the colour you wear when mourning
Little sprout 🌱: ohhhh
Hazelnut 💗: thanks guys, I'm glad you like it.
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: so what dress are you wearing to the reception in?
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FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.