Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: I'm back bitches

Little sprout 🌱: HAZELLL *hugs Hazel*

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: great to see you *hugs Hazel*

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: glad to see that you've not changed *hugs Hazel*

AminaEM 💍: I'm so glad you're alive *Hugs Hazel*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: omg did Lavinia just hug Hazel, this is a miracle

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm not heartless Daisy

Little sprout 🌱: um...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's is debatable

AminaEM 💍: 🤨🤨🤨

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fuck you all

Hazelnut 💗: no thank you, we're all taken. George is free though

Little sprout 🌱: how are you so happy and able to joke, you did get stabbed

Hazelnut 💗: humour is helping me cope.

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hey everyone, Haz I gotta go. I love you

Hazelnut 💗: I love you Alex *kisses Alexander*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤢🤢🤢

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: for real

AminaEM 💍: I thought you weren't heartless 🤨

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I mean, awww how cute

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I have this on camera 📸

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm going to kill you Kitty

Little sprout 🌱: no you won't, you're too nice

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm not nice, I hate you all 😒

Hazelnut 💗: this is very entertaining

Longarms 🇺🇸: bye everyone

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Bye Longarms

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🙄

Hazelnut 💗: bye Al 💗

AminaEM 💍: Hazel we need to take you to Nurse Min

Little sprout 🌱: yes you are on bedrest for a week

Hazelnut 💗: kill me

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why, you miss lessons

Hazelnut 💗: I'll have to catch up though

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that's annoying, at least you don't have to do your GCSEs

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Chatting in real life.

Nurse Min 👩🏻‍⚕️: So Miss Wong, what can I do for you?

Hazelnut 💗: I'm on Doctors orders to be on bedrest for a few days

Nurse Min 👩🏻‍⚕️: why is that?

Hazelnut 💗: I got stabbed 😁

Nurse Min 👩🏻‍⚕️: oh bloody hell, how are you alive?

Hazelnut 💗: I'm a miracle

Nurse Min 👩🏻‍⚕️: hmm

Nurse Min 👩🏻‍⚕️: get into a bed

Hazelnut 💗: ok, if I have to