Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex and alcohol 😜'

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Well now that we know Hazel and Alexander are more descrete that Daisy and George...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ... I'm descrete

Idiot 🥸: so am I

Little sprout 🌱: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amina you're supposed to be on my side

Longarms 🇺🇸: you aren't discreet, look how long it took for Hazel to A) set you up and B) work out who you liked

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Anyway I can now safely say that Hazel failed to do something her father said

Hazelnut 💗: I knew this was coming 😑

Little sprout 🌱: Wait how did Hazel fail to do something her father said

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪:

Idiot 🥸: 🤣🤣🤣

Idiot 🥸: Hazel you and Alex failed miserably

Hazelnut 💗: I know, but I don't regret it 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: love you Haz

Little sprout 🌱: wait I'm still confused

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Hazel's father asked that she not have sex until she got married

AminaEM 💍: LOL

Hazelnut 💗: obviously I didn't listen

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: slay queen 💅🏻👑

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy that is not you, are you drunk

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: no

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I can't see clearly

Idiot 🥸: she's high, what fom I have no idea

AminaEM 💍: Daisy...

Hazelnut 💗: of course she is, did you know that on a lot of our cases Daisy would be high

Longarms 🇺🇸: why

Hazelnut 💗: she said that she would be more alert

Little sprout 🌱: it's still illegal

Idiot 🥸: true but so is underage drinking

Hazelnut 💗: she gets high on caffeine so she technically can't get arrested

Longarms 🇺🇸: is she addicted?

Hazelnut 💗: no, she only gets high when she needs to be awake and alert during a case.

Hazelnut 💗: however she does require a cup of tea in the morning

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: who doesn't, I love a shot of vodka in my tea ☕🥃

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: nice

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Denial is a river in Egypt that I almost drowned in, I am gay

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wait that's not right, I'm straight as my brother

Idiot 🥸: she must have had a lot of caffeine, she called herself straight

Little sprout 🌱: isn't her brother...

Hazelnut 💗: yes

Idiot 🥸: wdym her brother is straight, he's room mates with my brother

Longarms 🇺🇸: does he not...

Hazelnut 💗: no it's hilarious

Idiot 🥸: know what

Hazelnut 💗: nevermind

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: What is love?

AminaEM 💍: Love is

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Baby don't hurt me

AminaEM 💍: I wouldn't hurt you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Don't hurt me no more

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

AminaEM 💍: I hate high Daisy

Idiot 🥸: I don't 😂

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: neither

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Longarms 🇺🇸 changed the groupchat name to  '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'

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Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: accurate

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Amina come here I want your 🍒

AminaEM 💍: is she still high?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: who knows at this point

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 created the groupchat 'Breast friends 🍒'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖 added Idiot 🥸, Longarms 🇺🇸, AminaEM 💍 and Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I like big 🍒 and I cannot lie

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: you other brothers can't deny

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: that when a girl walks in with two big 🍒 you just want to grab them

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...

Idiot 🥸: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

Longarms 🇺🇸: still trying to decide if she's high or not

Idiot 🥸: Alex only relates if it's Hazel

Longarms 🇺🇸: and you only relate if it's Lavinia's 🍑

Idiot 🥸: Well the actual lyrics are about 🍑 so...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm still confused about why I'm here?

Longarms 🇺🇸: well Daisy put you on here cause your bi and like girls especially...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Alexander Arcady if you tell anyone Istg

Longarms 🇺🇸: calm down I won't

AminaEM 💍: Is daisy high or not?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I am not high

Idiot 🥸: where do you live then

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: in a pineapple under the sea

Longarms 🇺🇸: she's stoned...