Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Important!'

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hazel I'm so proud of you for doing that.

Hazelnut 💗: Thank you, I love you Alex 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️❤️❤️

Idiot 🥸: Ugh get a room you two

Hazelnut 💗: no xoxo

Idiot 🥸: I'm proud of you Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: thanks George.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *sobbing* Hazel I'm so sorry for making you feel that way

Hazelnut 💗: Dais it's okay, trust me.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: but it's my fault you almost...

Hazelnut 💗: Daisy come here *hugs Daisy* it's okay don't blame yourself.

Little sprout 🌱: Hazel, you are an amazing person. You are so strong.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I'm proud of you Hazel, that took some balls to tell us.

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Hazelnut 💗 and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: George told you didn't he

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...no

Hazelnut 💗: I'm glad he did

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: really?

Hazelnut 💗: out of everyone he could have told I'm glad it was you.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: why me, why not Daisy or Kitty or Beanie?

Hazelnut 💗: because you wouldn't tell anyone. You may pretend to not give a shit about anything but deep down when it comes to your friends you are fiercely protective and would never reveal a secret unless you thought it was necessary.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: Also Kitty wouldn't be able to keep the secret for very long, Beanie wouldn't be able to lie and say she didn't know anything and Daisy...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Would do a Daisy?

Hazelnut 💗: couldn't have put it better myself.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thank you Hazel, you really are a marvel.

Hazelnut 💗: I try 😁

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: How do you do it?

Hazelnut 💗: do what?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: make a conversation so deep seem like a conversation about the weather. How do you manage to make a joke when you are crying.

Hazelnut 💗: the same way you can put a sarcastic comment into anything, practice and talent.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: fair enough.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: let's be real, sarcasm is a defence mechanism against the less intelligent.

Hazelnut 💗: sarcasm is amazing

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yep

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Chatting on 'Important!'

Harold 💫: thank you for trusting me with this information.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I love you Hazel, I'm so proud of you for telling me. Hazel you will always be my twin, my partner in solving crime and my other half. Thank you for not blaming me even though you have every right to 💖

Hazelnut 💗: I love you too Daisy 💗💗💗

Bertie 🌍: Hazel I'm so sorry for making that joke. I never knew. I love you little sis.

Hazelnut 💗: Bertie you never knew because I didn't tell you. It's ok don't worry. I love you too

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Hazel I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Hazelnut 💗: 💗

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel I'm so sorry I didn't check to see if you were okay when you were going through everything. You are my niece and I love you. I'm sorry I wasn't there to help you through it. I'm very proud of you for speaking out about your experience.

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I am also very sorry I didn't check up on you. Hazel you are so strong and have been through so much and I am so proud to call you my niece and my child's Godmother. I love you Hazel.

Hazelnut 💗: thank you, those words mean a lot to me. It's ok you didn't check on me, you had to deal with your own grief and sorting out what to do with the twat that almost got herself killed. I love you both, thank you for being the best Uncle and Aunt

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *still crying slightly* heyy that was mean

AminaEM 💍: I'm glad you trust me with this information Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: me too

Hazelnut 💗: I trust you all. Just don't tell my mother, I haven't told her yet.

Uncle Felix 😎: ok