Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Uncle Felix 😎 are chatting privately.

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel you'd make a great mum when you're older.

Hazelnut 💗: Thanks Uncle Felix, you'll be an amazing dad

Uncle Felix 😎: really?

Hazelnut 💗: yes! You are kind, you are considerate of other people's feelings, you are fun to be around, you are understanding and you are great with kids.

Uncle Felix 😎: thanks Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: it's not a problem Uncle Felix

Uncle Felix 😎: your sister has fallen asleep

Hazelnut 💗: awww she looks so comfortable

Uncle Felix 😎: hahaha

Hazelnut 💗: Do you want me to pick her up?

Uncle Felix 😎: nah leave her, she seems tired

Hazelnut 💗: ok

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel I owe you an apology, last year when I called some of my police friends I have now realized that I overreacted.

Hazelnut 💗: it's alright Uncle Felix, I did run away

Uncle Felix 😎: I should have had a little more trust in you, you had solved 6 murders after all. Besides, if I hadn't called the police, maybe you and Alexander would have gotten together a lot earlier.

Hazelnut 💗: true but it's ok, Alex would probably still have been an idiot and taken forever

Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: I am offended

Uncle Felix 😎: I take it Alexander stole your phone

Hazelnut 💗: no it was a magical vampire

Uncle Felix 😎: 🤣🤣🤣

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Chatting in real life.

Rose 📚: Mr Hazel's brother, Mr George's brother may I ask you a question?

Bertie 🌍: Hazel I love your sister, please call me Bertie Rose. After all Hazel is my sister and you are Hazel's sister which must mean we are siblings!

Rose 📚: *gracefully stands up and walks over to Bertie. She gives him a little hug before sitting back down*

Harold 💫: Please, call me Harold.

Bertie 🌍: What is it you wanted to ask us?

Rose 📚: How did the two of you get together?

Harold 💫: well we met when we both started at Cambridge university.

Bertie 🌍: I was secretly a homosexual while Harry was openly Gay.

Harold 💫: when I first met Bertie I instantly had a crush on him

Bertie 🌍: I liked Harry as well however I wasn't sure if I could trust him - I'd been hurt badly by my last relationship.

Hazelnut 💗: was it... omg...oh lord

Bertie 🌍: and it looks as though Hazel has figured it out, go on then Hazel tell them who my ex-boyfriend is.

Hazelnut 💗: Steven Bampton

Uncle Felix 😎: oh sgiieeeeysrb

Hazelnut 💗: oh sugar I had a crush on a gay murderer who was in a relationship.

Uncle Felix 😎: Damn it I owe Lucy £10

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.