Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I HATE YOU ALL

Hazelnut 💗: YOU'RE A CHEATER DAISY WELLS THAT'S WHY YOU LOST

Longarms 🇺🇸: YOU GOT WHAT TOU DESERVE SO SUCK IT

Little sprout 🌱: guys...calm down

Idiot 🥸: I HATE YOUU

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: OH WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONEY

Little sprout 🌱: George give Kitty £200, you landed on her property

Idiot 🥸: NO SHE'S IN JAIL, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL

Longarms 🇺🇸: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAYYYYYY

Hazelnut 💗 EVERYONE STOP SCREAMING

I'MTHEBESTPERSONEVER 💖: AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU ALL

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I HATE YOU ALL MORE

AminaEM 💍: EVERYONE SHUT UP

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: NO

*Door opens and in walks Bertie and Harold*

Bertie 🌍: is it safe to come in?

Harold 💫: why are you all shouting

Bertie 🌍: Why are you planning monopoly, that always causes arguments.

Harold 💫: they are mentally unstable

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: SHUT IT BERTIE

Idiot 🥸: SHUT IT HAROLD

Little sprout 🌱: ALL OF YOU KNOB HEADS SHUT UP

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

Longarms 🇺🇸: ...

Hazelnut 💗: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

Harold 💫: ...

Bertie 🌍: ...

Idiot 🥸: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...

Little sprout 🌱: that felt good

Little sprout 🌱: now listen up you fuckers, we are going to leave the apartment, go get drunk and do stupid stuff got it?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yes beanie 🥵

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm in shock

Idiot 🥸: same

Hazelnut 💗: proud of you Beans

Bertie 🌍: Don't do stupid stuff without me Alexander if you say anything I swear to God

Longarms 🇺🇸: what did you think I was going to say Bertie...

Bertie 🌍: something inappropriate

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm an angel 😇

Longarms 🇺🇸: of course I wouldn't say that I would not want to do Harold that's your job besides I happen to have a gorgeous fiancée

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idiot 🥸: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: I hate you

Longarms 🇺🇸: is what you say when Harold doesn't 👄🍆

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣