MrsArcady ❤️ and Idon'tgiveashit 🔪 are chatting privately.
MrsArcady ❤️: AHHHHHH HE'S SOOO FINE
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: are you talking about a fictional character or your husband
MrsArcady ❤️: ...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: which fictional character
MrsArcady ❤️: this motherfucker
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: damn 🔥🔥🔥
MrsArcady ❤️: AHHHHHHH I CAN'T HE'S SOOOO FINE 😍😍😍
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I thought your type was blonde hair blue eyes
MrsArcady ❤️: and George is Edward Cullen?
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: touché
MrsArcady ❤️: how the fuck are the fittest men fictional
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Hazel you have a husband
MrsArcady ❤️: and you have a fiancé what's your point
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: touché
MrsArcady ❤️: if a crush is fictional it doesn't really count as there's no way I could cheat on Alex with him
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok that's true but don't you feel bad that you are obsessing over fictional me even though he's in the room
MrsArcady ❤️: maybe a little...
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: but to be fair I do the same when George is in the room
MrsArcady ❤️: maybe I should tell my man I love him and you should tell your boy you love him
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: how is Alexander a man and George a boy?
MrsArcady ❤️: I mean Alexander is more mature
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: really 🤨🤨🤨
MrsArcady ❤️: I mean he doesn't sing Barbie girl at the top of his voice
Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ok that's a good point
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MrsArcady ❤️ and MrArcady 🧳 are chatting privately.
MrsArcady ❤️: Alex I want you to know that no matter how many fictional men I have a crush on you will always be my man who I love more than anything in the world. I am so lucky to have you and I love you so much ❤️❤️❤️
MrArcady 🧳: I love you too Hazel, don't worry I was never scared of you leaving me, we are married so it would be rather hard
MrsArcady ❤️: very true handsome
MrArcady 🧳: I have a question, do you love me more than books?
MrsArcady ❤️: ummm...
MrsArcady ❤️: I am unable to answer that question
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FanfictionThe title gives everything away. WARNING contains mentions of Drugs, sex and alcohol.