Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*the evening of the talent show*

Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.

AminaEM 💍: Hazel are you ready for your performance?

Hazelnut 💗: almost, I just need to do my hair.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: What are you doing now?

Hazelnut 💗: I was just praying

Little sprout 🌱: we'll leave you to it

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Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.

Hazelnut 💗: guys I'm ready

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: cool

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: what are you wearing?

Hazelnut 💗:

Little sprout 🌱: that's beautiful

AminaEM 💍: gorgeous

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel you'll shock Alexander so much he won't be able to do his act

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you'll look sexy

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: stunning

Hazelnut 💗: tyyy

Little sprout 🌱: how have you done your hair?

Hazelnut 💗: like this

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: stunning

AminaEM 💍: I love it

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: that looks gorgeous

Little sprout 🌱: it's very pretty

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: you'll knock Alexander for six

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: she'll have all the boys drooling over her

Little sprout 🌱: 100%

Hazelnut 💗: 🥰🥰🥰

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Uncle Felix 😎: Lucy and I are here

Bertie 🌍: I'm here with Harold

Hazelnut 💗: can't wait to see you

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I'm going to get good seats, good luck Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: thank you Aunt Lucy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I see you Uncle Felix, Bertie

Bertie 🌍: I see you too!

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: hello you too

Uncle Felix 😎: wow Hazel you look beautiful

Bertie 🌍: looking sexy sis

Hazelnut 💗: thank you 🥰🥰🥰

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel always looks sexy

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yep she's the hottest out of all of us

Little sprout 🌱: Hazel you look gorgeous

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Stunning girlie

AminaEM 💍: you look very pretty Hazel

Harold 💫: you look very nice Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: thank you everyone 🥰

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Have you seen George?

Harold 💫: I was just about to ask that as I haven't seen him.

Little sprout 🌱: Have you seen Alexander Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: no I haven't

AminaEM 💍: they are probably getting ready still.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: or they are already behind the stage

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: potentially

Hazelnut 💗: ...Guys I've found them

Uncle Felix 😎: where are...

Little sprout 🌱: ...

AminaEM 💍: ...

Harold 💫: ...

Bertie 🌍: ...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ...

Hazelnut 💗: Lord I apologize for what I am about to say 🙏🏼

Hazelnut 💗: oh my fucking God

Bertie 🌍: I need to put bleach in my eyes

Harold 💫: ...

Little sprout 🌱: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm scarred

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: this is the funniest thing ever

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: someone get a picture

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

Bertie 🌍: I'm not sure I would want that on my phone

Hazelnut 💗: Alexander, George, care to tell us why you are in leotards...