Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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*the next Day*

Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: *walks out of her room*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: HAZEL

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *hugs Hazel*

Hazelnut 💗: hey Daisy

Uncle Felix 😎: Good morning Hazel, did you sleep well yesterday?

Hazelnut 💗: yes thanks

Bertie 🌍: Hey Hazel...on a completely unrelated note, Uncle Felix do you have a shovel?

Hazelnut 💗: ...

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'll help you look for one Bertie

Bertie 🌍: thanks Daisy

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hello Hazel dear

Hazelnut 💗: hey Aunt Lucy, how are you feeling?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: not too bad, thanks for asking Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: no worries 😁

Longarms 🇺🇸: *walk out of Hazel's room shirtless*

Uncle Felix 😎: 👀

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 👀

Bertie 🌍: 👀

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 👀

Hazelnut 💗: 👀🥵

Longarms 🇺🇸: *slowly backs back into Hazel's room*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *runs over and kicks Alexander in the balls*

Bertie 🌍: *punches Alexander in the face*

Hazelnut 💗: oi careful

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😖😖😖

Hazelnut 💗: *rushes over to Alex*

Hazelnut 💗: Alex are you ok?

Longarms 🇺🇸: not really

Hazelnut 💗: Do you want me to kiss it better?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes please 🥺

Hazelnut 💗: *kisses Alexander on the head*

Hazelnut 💗: *Whispers* I'll kiss the other one better later 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😏☺️

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Are you ok Alexander?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'll be alright

Uncle Felix 😎: Are you sure, you've gone bright red

Hazelnut 💗: 😏😏😏

Bertie 🌍: Hazel what did you say to him

Hazelnut 💗: nothing...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤨🤨🤨

Hazelnut 💗: *walks over and slaps Dasiy and Bertie on the back of their heads*

Bertie 🌍: hey what was that for

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: yeah I didn't do anything

Hazelnut 💗: Bertie you punched Alex and Daisy you kicked him in the place only I can touch

Uncle Felix 😎: 😳😳😳

Aunt Lucy 🔍: 🤣🤣🤣

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😳😏🥵