Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on 'Fucking idiots'.

MrsArcady ❤️: I just walked in on something strange...

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: oh jeez, yeah that's strange

Bertie 🌍: what did you both see

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is there blackmail?

Harold 💫: I wanna know!!!

AminaEM 💍: spill it

Little sprout 🌱: what's going on

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: I'm scared

MrsArcady ❤️: I'll send the video

Bertie 🌍: should we be scared

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: if it's people having sex I have many questions such as why you would video that

Harold 💫: my brothers are being rather quiet, Alexander, George what have you got to say about this

MrArcady 🧳: ...

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: ...

Little sprout 🌱: did you see George and Alexander having sex???

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

AminaEM 💍: I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: neither

Harold 💫: fucking hell that's hilarious

MrArcady 🧳: ew no why would I fuck my brother?

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: agreed

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: maybe deep down you are both a fan of incest

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈: I'm gonna throw up 🤢🤢🤢

MrArcady 🧳: me too 🤢🤢🤢

AminaEM 💍: lmao

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I can't breathe

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤣🤣🤣

MrArcady 🧳: are you forgetting that I am married and George is engaged?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Beanie 🤦🏻‍♀️

MrsArcady ❤️: no my husband did not have sex with his brother

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: we didn't see anyone having sex

Harold 💫: what did you see

MrsArcady ❤️: *sends the video*

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*The video*

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and MrArcady 🧳: *start dancing*

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and MrArcady 🧳: I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and MrArcady 🧳: I go on too many dates
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and MrArcady 🧳: But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

TheDefinatelyNotGayMukherhjee 🏳️‍🌈 and MrArcady 🧳: 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off