Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazel is now chatting with Father

Father: what did I just walk in on?

Hazel: you don't want to know

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I'mthebestpersonever 💖 created the group chat 'Best people in this fucked up family'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: added Bertie 🌍, Uncle Felix 😎, Aunt Lucy 🔍 and
Hazelnut 💗

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hello people

Hazelnut 💗: why am I on here, I'm not family?

Uncle Felix 😎: ...

Bertie 🌍: ...

Aunt Lucy 🔍: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...

Bertie 🌍: Hazel I view you as the best younger sister

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about me

Bertie 🌍: I prefer Hazel

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel to me you are my responsible neice

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what about me

Bertie 🌍: Daisy you get high off coffee

Aunt Lucy 🔍: You are my smartest neice

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm not even gonna argue with that point

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel I love you as a little sister

Hazelnut 💗: 🥺🥺🥺

Uncle Felix 😎: Hazel you are family and nothing will change that

Hazelnut 💗: that means so much, thank you

Uncle Felix 😎: Nieces please tell George and Alexander that George's parents are here to collect them

Hazelnut 💗: 😭

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🙄🙄🙄

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Can we meet up with the boys for the whole day tomorrow?

Uncle Felix 😎: of course

Aunt Lucy 🔍: So long as you keep us updated

Hazelnut 💗: of course, thank you Uncle Felix and Aunt Lucy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: thank you

Bertie 🌍: Don't do shit that's tooooo stupid

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Bertie 🌍 and I'mthebestpersonever 💖 are chatting privately.

Bertie 🌍: if you're gonna do stupid shit call me as I want to do it with me

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: what if I don't call you

Bertie 🌍: I'll snitch

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ok no doing stupid shit without you

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Chatting on 'OG amazing detectives 🔎'

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: George your parents are here to pick you and Alexander up

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😢

Hazelnut 💗: don't worry, if George's parents agree we can all meet up tomorrow for the whole day

Idiot 🥸: sounds great

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Chatting in real life

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm gonna miss you