Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Ah Mah 🈷️ are chatting privately.

Ah Mah 🈷️: Your wedding was a beautiful event Hazel.

Hazelnut 💗: thank you Ah Mah

Ah Mah 🈷️: Are you going to inform your father of the occasion?

Hazelnut 💗: Do you have a video of my first dance?

Ah Mah 🈷️: I do

Hazelnut 💗: and do you have the video of my dance with Felix

Ah Mah 🈷️: I do

Hazelnut 💗: I think Mr Wong deserves to see those

Ah Mah 🈷️: Hazel I was thinking the exact same thing

Hazelnut 💗: great minds think alike Ah Mah.

Ah Mah 🈷️: indeed they do Hazel

Ah Mah 🈷️: *sends the videos*

Hazelnut 💗: thanks

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: Alex, I'm going to tell my father

Longarms 🇺🇸: are you sure you're ready?

Hazelnut 💗: yes

Longarms 🇺🇸: ok, good luck love

Hazelnut 💗: thanks, are you going to tell your family?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I suppose

Hazelnut 💗: don't worry baby, I'll be right next to you.

Longarms 🇺🇸: come cuddle up to me and then I'll do it

Hazelnut 💗: deal, love you 💗

Longarms 🇺🇸: I love you too ❤️

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Hazelnut 💗 unblocked Mr Wong

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Hazelnut 💗 and Mr Wong are chatting privately.

Mr Wong: Ah Wong Fung Ying I see you have come to your senses and have unblocked me. So when shall I receive the invitation to your wedding?

Hazelnut 💗: Wong Fung Ying doesn't sound right coming from you Mr Wong

Mr Wong: well deal with it

Hazelnut 💗: *sends the video of her first dance*

Mr Wong: HAZEL WONG WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT, WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE YOU PERFORM THAT AWFUL DANCE. AND WHY ARE YOU PERFORMING THAT UNLADYLIKE DANCE IN FRONT OF MANY PEOPLE. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

Hazelnut 💗: Hazel Wong doesn't sound right either coming from anyone

Mr Wong: well it's your name, get used to it

Hazelnut 💗: *sends the video of her and Uncle Felix dancing*

Mr Wong:  Hazel Wong why were you dancing with Mr Mountfitchet, the only man you should be dancing with is me or I suppose your boyfriend.

Hazelnut 💗: Sorry were you talking to me? You said Hazel Wong so I zoned out.

Mr Wong: if you're going to zone out at the sound of your name what should I call you to get your attention?

Hazelnut 💗: how about you don't talk to me.

Mr Wong: HAZEL

Hazelnut 💗: alright no need to be such a dick about it, you can call me Mrs Arcady.

Mr Wong: ...Mrs...Arcady

Hazelnut 💗: oh yeah did I forget to tell you, the video of me dancing with Felix was my father/daughter dance and the video of me and Alex was my first dance at my wedding with my husband.

Mr Wong: ...husband

Hazelnut 💗: yes, that's what a man gets called after he gets married to his fiancée

Mr Wong: you did your father/daughter dance with Felix Mountfitchet?

Hazelnut 💗: well technically it was an uncle/niece dance but yes I did

Mr Wong: I really fucked up didn't I

Hazelnut 💗: you don't say

Mr Wong: I'm sorry Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: cjwbdvj

Mr Wong: ?

Hazelnut 💗: sorry I sneezed, I'm allergic to bullshit

Mr Wong: no really I'm sorry Hazel

Hazelnut 💗: you say that every time Vincent yet time and time again you hurt me and my family

Mr Wong: I know

Hazelnut 💗: goodbye

Mr Wong: please don't block me Mrs Arcady

Hazelnut 💗: ...very well however you are in very thin ice. If you put one toe out of line, I shall show you no mercy and will block you, banishing you from my life.

Mr Wong: ok

Hazelnut 💗: you have been warned

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Chatting on 'Arcady Family'.

Longarms 🇺🇸: *sends the video of his first dance with Hazel*

Father 💼: what is that

Mother 💓: ugh why are you dancing with the foreigner

TheBestCousin: damn Alexander you got moves

Uncle 💥: that was very good, I had no idea you were such a great dancer Alexander

Aunt 🌵: oh I loved dirty dancing when I was younger

Father 💼: that was not great

Mother 💓: that was awful to witness, my poor son hoodwinked into dancing with...that girl

Longarms 🇺🇸: you want to know what what was, that was the first dance at my wedding

TheBestCousin: congrats man, I'm sorry I couldn't be there

Uncle 💥: congratulations

Aunt 🌵: congratulations Alexander

Longarms 🇺🇸: thank you, cousin it's ok that you weren't there to see it. I'm glad you aren't objecting to my marriage

TheBestCousin: why would I object, you do you man

Mother 💓: you should object because it is wrong

Father 💼: very wrong

Aunt 🌵: what's wrong with your son getting married

Mother 💓: he got married to a foreigner

Uncle 💥: technically Alexander is a foreigner because he's a Boston boy living in London.

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU, IF YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT MU WIFE IN THAT MANNER AGAIN YOU SHALL BE SORRY

Father 💼: Son you need to see reason

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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Longarms 🇺🇸 left the chat