Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazelnut 💗 and Aunt Lucy 🔍 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: hey Aunt Lucy, how are you doing

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Hello Hazel dear, I'm not too bad thanks. How are you?

Hazelnut 💗: excited

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I don't blame you, you're getting married in 2 weeks

Hazelnut 💗: How is my godchild? How has you're pregnancy been going?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: Mountfitchet Jr. is doing very well, I have been feeling them kick a lot.

Hazelnut 💗: awwwww

Aunt Lucy 🔍: as for the pregnancy, it's going well. I'm almost 5 months along so you can definitely tell that I am pregnant now.

Hazelnut 💗: it's very exciting

Aunt Lucy 🔍: yes it is. How have your wedding preparations been going?

Hazelnut 💗: they've been going very well thanks. I've been dancing nonstop to prepare for the big day on top of doing everything else

Aunt Lucy 🔍: well it will all be worth it so you can have the perfect big day

Hazelnut 💗: yes

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ArrogantTwat 🌝 and
I'mthebestpersonever 💖 are chatting privately.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: are you planning a Stag do for Longarms?

ArrogantTwat 🌝: yeah, we're gonna get drunk

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well don't do anything so stupid that leads to you getting arrested, for some reason Hazel really wants to marry that idiot

ArrogantTwat 🌝: that's probably the best idea

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I have no idea what she sees in him though

ArrogantTwat 🌝: me neither

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤣

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Hazelnut 💗 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

Hazelnut 💗: we've got so good at our dance

Longarms 🇺🇸: ikr we are amazing. I'm surprised that we managed to learn it so easily.

Hazelnut 💗: same

Longarms 🇺🇸: I can't wait until I get to marry you Hazel Wong

Hazelnut 💗: I look forward to it myself Alexander Arcady.

Longarms 🇺🇸: everything is sorted right?

Hazelnut 💗: I believe so, have you wrote your vows?

Longarms 🇺🇸: of course my dear

Hazelnut 💗: Did you get the rings?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes again dear

Hazelnut 💗: well then, everything is ready for our wedding

Longarms 🇺🇸: you are a marvel Hazel. I love you so much my little moon ❤️❤️❤️

Hazelnut 💗: I love you too my American pie 💗💗💗

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ArrogantTwat 🌝 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are chatting privately.

ArrogantTwat 🌝: are you excited to perform our dance at the reception

Longarms 🇺🇸: I am however I am more excited to marry Hazel

ArrogantTwat 🌝: obviously

Longarms 🇺🇸: but I'm scared

ArrogantTwat 🌝: why

Longarms 🇺🇸: what if I'm a bad husband? What if I fail her? What if she stops loving me after we get married?

ArrogantTwat 🌝: Alex you won't be a bad husband, you won't fail Hazel. Hazel would never think that you failed her and I don't think there is someone she loves more than you. She could never fall out of love with you, she loves you so much. She's crazy about you.

Longarms 🇺🇸: thanks George, I needed that

ArrogantTwat 🌝: I know you did, you're an idiot.

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😒😒😒

ArrogantTwat 🌝: you know I'm right

Longarms 🇺🇸: true

ArrogantTwat 🌝: come on let's go

Longarms 🇺🇸: where...

ArrogantTwat 🌝; you'll see

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm scared

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Chatting on 'How Hazel met her child's father'.

Hazelnut 💗: has anyone seen or heard from Alexander?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I haven't heard from George either, anyone know where they are?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: George mentioned something about a stag do, but I so don't know if that's tonight

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ooo any idea what they are doing at their stag do?

AminaEM 💍: probably getting drunk

Hazelnut 💗: actually that makes sense, Uncle Felix and Bertie aren't here

Little sprout 🌱: ohhhh

Hazelnut 💗: I hope they don't do anything stupid, I do want to marry Alexander after all.

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: why?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I've been asking her that for years Kitty

Little sprout 🌱: you can't talk Kitty, didn't you have a crush on Alexander

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: 🤫🤫🤫

AminaEM 💍: 🤣🤣🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Why?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Lmao

Hazelnut 💗: ...

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: don't worry Hazel I told George to make sure Alexander didn't get get arrested

Little sprout 🌱: probably a good idea

AminaEM 💍: yeah

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: definitely

Hazelnut 💗: you're trusting George?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: George is trustworthy...to an extent

Hazelnut 💗: let me rephrase that, you are trusting George, who will probably get drunk, to make sure my fiancé doesn't get arrested

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: when you say it like that...

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: bad idea

Little sprout 🌱: very bad

AminaEM 💍: yep

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yeah...bad idea

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: at least Uncle Felix will be there

Hazelnut 💗: thank goodness for that

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: won't Uncle Felix want to drink 🍻

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: well he is the only responsible one who can drive so he might not be able to drink much.

AminaEM 💍: he could still have one drink

Little sprout 🌱: or something non alcoholic

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: very true

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: yep