Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Hazel 💞 and Longarms 🇺🇸 are now chatting privately.

Hazel 💞: Alex, the others have all fallen asleep, let's go to the bedroom.

Longarms 🇺🇸: okay 😏

Hazel 💞: *gets up and pulls Alexander with her*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *shuts the door behind her*

Longarms 🇺🇸: what were you thinking about doing Haz

Hazel 💞: *kisses Alexander hard*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *turns around and gently pushes her against the wall*

Hazel 💞: 😏

Hazel 💞: *pulled away then smiles at Alexander before looking down*

Longarms 🇺🇸: oh um yeah 😳

Hazel 💞: someone's having fun 😏

Longarms 🇺🇸: Are you ready to go further?

Hazel 💞: yes *kisses him again*

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😏

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*When the others wake up in the afternoon (they fell asleep at 2am)*

Chatting on '🔎 Best detectives in the world plus Alexander and George 🔍'.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: afternoon everyone

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: go die

Little sprout 🌱: that's mean Lavinia

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: hello

Idiot 🥸: greatings humans

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wait where are Hazel and Alexander

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: If they were having sex we would know

Hazel 💞: *walks out in her knickers and Alexander's shirt*

Longarms 🇺🇸: *walks out in trousers*

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ...yeah they had sex

Hazel 💞: heyyy

Longarms 🇺🇸: heyo

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Watson why are you in Alexander's shirt?

Hazel 💞: because it's comfortable

Iwantaboyfriend 💋: Damm Alexander you got abs

Hazel 💞: oi no ogling my boyfriend

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I am most surprised to that you even have muscles Longarms.

Longarms 🇺🇸: I do work out

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: 🤯

Idiot 🥸: he started randomly in November last year, sort of around the time he bagan to have a really obvious crush on Hazel.

Longarms 🇺🇸: 😶

Hazel 💞: awww

Little sprout 🌱: how are you Hazel

Hazel 💞: I'm very good thanks beanie.

Hazel 💞: ahhh there's a bee chasing me 😰

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Don't be scared hazel it's only 2 inches

Hazel 💞: that's huge

Idiot 🥸: Alexander must be pleased 😏

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: if that's what you call huge...