Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'.

Hazelnut 💗: I just put my name down for the talent show

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: wooooo, you'll do amazing Hazel

Idiot 🥸: Alex and I just put our name down too

Hazelnut 💗: awesome

Little sprout 🌱: how exciting

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: are you inviting your parents George, Alexander, Hazel?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm not inviting my parents, I'd rather not speak to them

Hazelnut 💗: oh Alex 💗💗💗

Idiot 🥸: I'm going to invite Harold

Hazelnut 💗: I'm going to invite my mother, Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy and Bertie.

Little sprout 🌱: cool

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: they will be so excited to see you perform Hazel.

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: I can't wait to see George's performance

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: is it going to be funny?

Longarms 🇺🇸: yes

AminaEM 💍: I can't wait to see it

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: same

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Chatting on 'Best people in this fucked up family'.

Hazelnut 💗: hey everyone

Uncle Felix 😎: Hey Hazel, how are you doing

Hazelnut 💗: I'm good thanks, how are you

Uncle Felix 😎: good thanks

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello Hazel dear, how is your shoulder feeling

Hazelnut 💗: it's feeling very good thanks. How have you been Aunt Lucy?

Aunt Lucy 🔍: not too bad. Thank you for asking.

Bertie 🌍: Hello humans

Hazelnut 💗: hey Bertie

Uncle Felix 😎: hello

Aunt Lucy 🔍: hello

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hi Bertie

Longarms 🇺🇸: Hello

Hazelnut 💗: Uncle Felix, Aunt Lucy, Bertie will you be able to come to Deepdean in 2 weeks time, Saturday 6th May?

Uncle Felix 😎: I can

Aunt Lucy 🔍: yes, I will be able to

Bertie 🌍: I can as well, why?

Hazelnut 💗: well it's the Deepdean-Western talent show so I was wondering if you would come and watch me perform.

Uncle Felix 😎: of course Hazel

Bertie 🌍: I'd love to come

Aunt Lucy 🔍: I can't wait

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel will blow your mind with her singing

Bertie 🌍: so you're singing Hazel?

Hazelnut 💗: yes and playing the piano

Uncle Felix 😎: I'm very excited. Is anyone else participating in the talent show.

Longarms 🇺🇸: George and I are doing a duet

Bertie 🌍: that sounds great

Aunt Lucy 🔍: is Harold going to come?