Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'

Little sprout 🌱: guys it's Half term!!!

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: thanks for that brand new information

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: yayy

AminaEM 💍: what are you all doing in the half term

Longarms 🇺🇸: I'm staying with George at his house

Hazelnut 💗: I'm staying with Daisy at her Uncle's

Little sprout 🌱: I'm staying with Kitty

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Kitty and Lavina are staying with me

AminaEM 💍: cool

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Alexander and George, my Uncle Felix just said that you could come back to his house with us and your parents could pick you up in the evening.

Idiot 🥸: sounds good, can we all fit in your Uncle's car?

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: My brother is coming as he is also staying with my Uncle so two could go with him and two of us could go with Uncle Felix.

Hazelnut 💗: this sounds great

AminaEM 💍: we should all meet up in the half term

Little sprout 🌱: yes that would be great

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: good idea

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: sure sounds good ig

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: sounds great

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Hazelnut 💗 created the groupchat 'OG amazing detectives 🔎'

Hazelnut 💗 added Longarms 🇺🇸, I'mthebestpersonever 💖 and Idiot 🥸 to the groupchat.

Hazelnut 💗: I felt bad talking in front of the others however we should meet up, just the four of us and explore London and do fun stuff

Longarms 🇺🇸: that sounds great

Idiot 🥸: yes it will be very fun, plus my house is really close to Daisy's Uncle's.

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm in

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Chatting on '18+ shit, may contain sex, drugs and alcohol 😏🍃🍹'

Little sprout 🌱: Alexander, George I see you!

Idiot 🥸: *walking up to the school with his luggage*

Hazelnut 💗: heyy

Longarms 🇺🇸: *striding in front of George with his bags*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: hang on a minute, Hazel and I will be out soon

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy I think I see your Uncle

AminaEM 💍: That blond guy is your uncle Daisy?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ikr he's fit

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: isn't he married.

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Chatting in real life

Hazelnut 💗: *greets the boys with a hug. She puts her stuff in the floor before kissing Alexander*

Uncle Felix 😎: hello everyone

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Uncle Felix!

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: *hugs Felix*

Hazelnut 💗: Hello Uncle Felix

Uncle Felix 😎: Hello Hazel, I must say I was beginning to think you and Mr Arcady would never date

Idiot 🥸: I think we all thought that Sir

Longarms 🇺🇸: 🙄🙄🙄

Uncle Felix 😎: Call me Felix boys

Longarms 🇺🇸: Call me Alexander

Idiot 🥸: call me George

Uncle Felix 😎: very well then. So Hazel when did you and Alexander start going out?

Hazelnut 💗: we started dating in Christmas day. We didn't tell anyone because we wanted to see how long it would take for our friends to work it out given that they are all detectives

Uncle Felix 😎: how long did it take them to work it out?

Longarms 🇺🇸: they didn't, we had to make it mind-numbingly obvious and we staged a scene were we both 'found out' that the other liked them.

Uncle Felix 😎: hahaha ingenious 🤣

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: oh great another person who thinks we're stupid

Idiot 🥸: Daisy there's your brother's car

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ooh yay Bertie's here with...oh

*Out of the car stepped Bertie...and Harold. Bertie kissed Harold's cheek before they walked towards the group*

Idiot 🥸: ...what *he faints into Alexander's arms*

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: ...what *she faints into Hazel's arms*

Uncle Felix 😎: Did they not know?

Hazelnut 💗: no 🤣🤣🤣

Uncle Felix 😎: Did you both know?

Longarms 🇺🇸: I found out at Cambridge

Hazelnut 💗: same

Uncle Felix 😎: did you not tell them?

Hazelnut 💗: no 😁

Longarms 🇺🇸: I thought they knew

Uncle Felix 😎: I thought Daisy would have figured this case out by now

Hazelnut 💗: It's not that they are bad detectives, it's just they are both just so bad at spotting romance

Bertie 🌍: Is Daisy ok, why'd she faint?

Harold 💫: Is George ok, he fainted?

Uncle Felix 😎: Apparently they didn't know that the 2 of you were in a relationship

Bertie 🌍: oh

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣

Harold 💫: oh hello there Hazel, Alexander

Longarms 🇺🇸: hello Harold

Hazelnut 💗: hey Harold, Bertie

Bertie 🌍: Hey Hazel *he hugs her*

Harold 💫: Hazel are you and Alexander together yet?

Longarms 🇺🇸: we got together on Christmas Day.

Harold 💫: THANK FUCKING GOD

Hazelnut 💗: 🤣🤣🤣

Bertie 🌍: Hazel are you bothered...by me and Harry.

Hazelnut 💗: of course not, if I'm ok with Daisy of course I'm ok with you.

Harold 💫: haha knew it, Daisy's gay

Hazelnut 💗: ooops probably shouldn't have said that

Uncle Felix 😎: it's ok Hazel everyone knows  apart from Daisy's parents.

Hazelnut 💗: that's good

Bertie 🌍: *jokingly* so Hazel when's the wedding

Longarms 🇺🇸: after we leave school

Hazelnut 💗: sounds good, you can't tell my father though

Mr Wong: what can't you tell me

Hazelnut 💗: *under her breath* shit