Murder Most Unladylike Groupchat

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Chatting in real life.

Hazelnut 💗: so what should we do first?

AminaEM 💍: I don't know

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: Hazel it is YOUR bachelorette party, what do you want to do

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: LETS GET FUCKEDDD

Hazelnut 💗: sounds fun

Little sprout 🌱: why don't we drink alcohol while listening to music or something like that

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: KARAOKE NIGHT

Hazelnut 💗: omg yes

Little sprout 🌱: we could also play games like spin the bottle or truth or dare

AminaEM 💍: sounds great, Daisy can you chuck on a playlist while I get the alcohol

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: sure babe

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy is strange in love

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: thank god I thought I was the only one who thought that

Hazelnut 💗: couldn't agree more Lav

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I'm offended

Little sprout 🌱: but it's true, it's weird seeing you so in love

AminaEM 💍: Hey guys I'm back with alcohol, did you miss me?

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: Daisy definitely did

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: I...erm

Hazelnut 💗: let's get this party started.

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*Many shots later*

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: TRUTH OR DARE TIME

Little sprout 🌱: wooo

Hazelnut 💗: hell yeah

AminaEM 💍: Hazel truth or dare

Hazelnut 💗: truth

AminaEM 💍:  After Daisy, who in this room is your favourite friend?

Hazelnut 💗: I couldn't say that, I'd hurt you

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: just say it

Hazelnut 💗: fine, Lavinia

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: ME???

Hazelnut 💗: you are Lavinia are you not

Idon'tgiveashit 🔪: well this is certainly shocking

Hazelnut 💗: Beanie truth or dare?

Little sprout 🌱: Dare

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: ooooo

Hazelnut 💗: send one of your parents a text then don't respond for the next hour

AminaEM 💍: good one Hazel

Little sprout 🌱: ok

Little sprout 🌱: Kitty truth or dare?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: truth

Little sprout 🌱: if you had to date someone in this room that isn't me, who'd be the worst person?

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Daisy

I'mthebestpersonever 💖: rude

Alcoholisthebestmedicine 🍷: Lavinia truth or dare.