YOU WITH ME - A B99 STORY (OC x OC)

The Vulture-1

Rosa and Sam were talking over a case along with Amy when Jake came in after arresting a old person. "Hey, you guys see the dude I brought in today... The drug dealer? 81 years old. I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career." he said excitedly.

Amy was quick to defend herself like always as if t would show any less of a detective than Peralta. "I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing. I was terrified he'd die in my backseat... Or flash me." everyone made a wincing face at it except Rosa who smiled instead.

"My oldest collar was 78, but the PCP made her fight like she was 20." she said. 

"What about two 50-year-old twins? Does that count as a 100-year-old?" Sully asked as he walked next to the desk to which everybody said "No" or "No good".

"Mine was 88 for cutting his neighbor's penis off cause the man always had loud sex and banged on the walls." Sam said making Amy shut her ears and cause Rosa and Jake to laugh.

"My oldest arrest was 77 cause the woman almost robbed the bank." Nick said.

"You talking oldest bags? 68." Charles said as he walked in.

"That's not that old." Amy pointed out.

"20? Were you even a cop then?" Sam asked and Nick nodded in agreement of her doubt.

"No, man, it was before I got into the academy." he casually said. Just like that, something clicked into Rosa's head.

"Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest." she quickly deduced making them all groan and say a bunch of long "Ew's" while Sam snorted out a laugh.

"No... yes, I am. Yeah, oldest arrest... 68, like I said." he started to cover up but was failing miserably.

"God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s?" Jake said while making an amused face.

"You know how it is. When you have a chance to bed an older woman, you..." Charles tried to explain.

"No, that is not an older woman. That's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!" Sam said as she tried to cover up her laugh and moved to Jake's side knowing what was about to come.

"She was, actually. That's how I met her. Went to college with her grandson Marvin. Don't... don't knock it till you try it. She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a transformer." he kept continuing with his gross explanation making Jake and Sam laugh uncontrollably as they held each other in support.

"No. That is no one's fantasy." Nick stated as he left to get him and Sam some coffee.

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"Peralta... Where are we on the Lincoln place murder?" Terry asked as everyone was seated in the briefing room. 

"Well, like I told Captain Holt earlier this week, we are at the one-yard line. It's a football reference." Jake replied.

"Yes, Jake. I played linebacker at Syracuse." Terry said proudly. "Noice, Sarge" Sam commented. "Thanks, Sam." the man replied with a smile.

"Really? In High School, I played center field in the musical damn Yankees." Charles said trying to boast about himself. Everyone knew about his obsession with making himself feel the bigger man when against Terry.

"Yeah, you don't want to brag about that." Nick said from next to him.

"Peralta, you want to loop everyone in?" Holt asked knowing that the detective was taking too much of time solving such an important and frisky case which involved some high profiled people in it. After some convincing, Jake was ready to discuss about it with all.