YOU WITH ME - A B99 STORY (OC x OC)

The Party-1

Sam had juts returned from the copier room when Amy announced to the whole bullpen. "Everyone, check your email. The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened."

"The girl who beat you for High School valedictorian died?" Jake joked. "No, "Kevin Cozner requests your presence at Raymond's birthday party."" she read out for the squad.

"Who's Kevin Cozner?" Nick asked first. "Is he the star of "Danzes with Wolvez?"" Jake joked again.

"He's Captain Holt's husband. Captain Raymond Holt. We're invited to the Captain's birthday party." Sam explained. "Oh, the Captain's party and whatnot." Jake said to himself.

"I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him." Amy said excitedly.

"I bet it's really fancy, like Beauty and the Beast fancy." Charles suggested earning an excited nod from Amy.

"No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode." Jake countered.

"Apparently, my husband Kevin has invited you all to my party." Holt said as he joined them in the conversation. 

"There is very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun." he instructed before leaving into his office.

"Did you hear that? His husband invited us, not him. He so doesn't want us there." Jake said to Amy.

"Yes, he does." she defended. "Mm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot." Gina commented.

"Why wouldn't Holt want us there?" Boyle asked confused.

"Because he thinks we're going to embarrass him in front of his husband, which, frankly, is insulting!" Jake said, banging his hand on his desk but instead spilled all the contents from his cereal bowl.

"Oh, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal." he grimaced. "Why would you even have orange soda in your cereal?" Nick asked disgusted.

"You really don't wanna know." Sam said.

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Nick was seated next to Sam in the breakroom as they played Ludo on her phone. Suddenly, Jake came in holding a large box of files to the squad.

"Bam! Behold, my secret weapon for winning over Kevin." he started talking. 

"In this box is every grisly crime the nine-nine has worked in the past eight years. Civilians love juicy cop stories." he explained further as everyone started picking out a case for themselves.

"I don't think that's how you win over him, Jake. He is Captain's husband." Sam tried to convince him.

"Don't be a party pooper, Sam. Nobody loves a party pooper." Jake said. "Oh, I call that murder where they strung fishing wire through three guys." he added.

"Hey, we solved that together." Rosa complained. "Well, tough Tetris. I called it." he said.

"Also, I've loaded all of my favorite karaoke backing tracks onto my phone. Kevin and I will be duetting Rolling in the Deep!" he boasted.

Sam and Terry shared a knowing look at that. "That's it, emergency squad meeting, briefing room, two minutes." the Sergeant said before leaving the room.

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Terry picked up a marker and wrote the word 'ADULT PARTIES' on the whiteboard. "Uh, adult parties? Sergeant, I believe they're called orgies. No look five!" Jake said as he high fived Charles.