YOU WITH ME - A B99 STORY (OC x OC)

Chocolate Milk-1

A/N: So sorry for such late update! I have a genuine reason mentioned at the bottom of this chapter. Thanks for keeping up with this story. Now I won't disturb y'all from reading this chapter. Do comment, it really motivates a lot<33

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"Okay, great. I'll see you tomorrow. Thanks, doctor. Have a good one." Terry spoke quietly into his phone which Jake definitely did overhear. "Hey there, Sarge. Not to pry but I couldn't help but overhear... You're going to the doctor? Everything okay?" he asked quietly.

The two men shifted their chair in the middle of the door to the break room. "I'm getting a vasectomy." Terry said. "My ears are burning. Did someone say "vasectomy?"" Charles asked on hearing that as he approached them excitedly.

"Who's getting a vasectomy?" Nick asked as he walked out of the break room holding a bag of chips for himself. "Sarge is." Jake replied. "Really? Why though?" Sam asked as she approached the men and stood next to Nick, making sure to get a chip from his snack.

"I got snipped. No big deal. Just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year." Charles explained. "It's not supposed to." Terry said nervously. ""Trunk to skunk"?" Sam said disgusted at Boyle's choice of words.

"Hold it up." Gina said joining the discussion. "You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power. And you should never snip its wings. You should let it soar." she said pointing at Terry's crotch. 

"Thanks guys, that's enough. I don't need anymore input." Terry scolded them all. "Neither does your wife, I guess." Rosa remarked, sharing a high five with Jake for a good burn. "Look, you guys, if the sergeant wants to chop off his penis, that is his choice." Nick joked.

"That's not what a vasectomy is. If you guys don't get back to work, I'm gonna start firing detectives." Terry threatened. "And blanks! Sorry. I just never think of jokes." Amy said while still a her seat.

"Anybody else? This is your last chance." the Sergeant said. "Oh, God. No need to be so testes." Gina joked. 

"Guess you won't be manning the "tip line."" Sam added. "Sergeant, is this gonna go on your "sperm-anent record"?" Charles carried with the joke. "Now playing: Scrotal Recall!" Jake said finally.

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Nick was chewing on gum while he typed his last case's report on the computer. It was boring him too much. Just then he averted his eyes towards his girlfriend who was apparently holding a hoola hoop at her waist, keeping everybody away from her.

"Detective Cooper, here's the file you asked yesterda-" Officer Randy said as he brought the file towards her. "No! Stay away, maintain the distance of circumference." she instructed him. "Keep the file there, I'll get it myself." she said as the man backed away from her.

Sam proceeded towards the file carefully, looking around to check for safety and then grabbed the file. "Phew." she let out.

Once she started to walk towards her desk, alerted, Nick decided to join her. "Hey babe." he spoke in a whisper as he sent down her coffee mug. "Oh hey. You made this right?" she asked him immediately. "Yeah, obviously. You know only I can make your coffee the way you like it."

"Hmm, fair." she said looking at it cautiously and then drinking a small sip. "No poison added, great I can have it." she said to herself but it heard it.

"You seriously thought I'd put poison in it? That's sad to know" Nick said with a hurtful tone. "No no no, babe!" she whispered. "It's just- it's the Day." she stressed on the last part.