YOU WITH ME - A B99 STORY (OC x OC)

The Vulture-2

The team watched the disgusting man as he sat comfortably in Peralta's seat and wiped off his shoes. Then he saw Rosa stand up so he turned around to see Jake enter dismissively as he muttered a couple No's under his breath and Charles followed him behind into Holt's office.

"Yo, how much you bench, seriously?" Vulture asked Terry who just gave him a glare then the detective from Major Crimes shifted his gaze over at Sam as he checked her out making Nick's blood boil and give him glares.

"And about you sweetheart, how many squats to get those juicy glutes and thighs of betrayal?" he asked her. Now, even Rosa and Gina started giving him icy glares while Sam gave him a sweet fake smile.

"Enough to choke the fuck out of ya, dickward." she said and gave him the finger making Rosa and Gina give each other a nod of approval. This was something Nick loved about her wit and how she stood up for herself. Soon they all saw Jake and Charles furiously walk out of Holt's office meaning the case was officially under the Vulture. Poor Jake, he just got Vultured.

"Hey! Should we take odds on how fast I'll solve this case? I mean, what was it with Diaz's last "impossible" extortion case? What was it, six hours?" he said as Jake started stacking up the pictures and reports of the case and shoved them in a file.

"That's because it was 98% solved." Rosa said spitefully.

"The last 2% is the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk." he added making them all wonder about his awfully choice of words.

"Oh! Wow! Looking good, Santiago. You foxy ma." the sexist slug said to Amy as she walked in with her mug of coffee.

"Go rot in hell." she said to him with a smile and then turned to Peralta. "This is your fault." she said to him and headed to her desk.

"Thanks, champ. Good effort. I got it from here. And, hey, you feel free to call me anytime you need me to come down here and help powder that big white ass of yours." the man said before he spanked Jake in front of all and walked away.

Jake who was even more embarrassed hurtfully admitted his next words. "Well, that's the worst thing that's ever happened to me."

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The squad now sat in the Shaw's bar as they drowned their sadness with the assistance of alcohol and supported Jake through his intensely dark times.

"I hate The Vulture so much!" Jake drunkenly said.

"Preach." Sam said calmly as she raised her fifth bottle of beer in support.

"Me too. But he's kind of hot." Rosa said unexpectedly making the entire squad give her odd looks. Even Scully and Hitchcock did. "What? You can hate people and still think they're hot. Case in point, Manuel Noriega." she defended.

"You know what? I'm with you on this. Tonya Harding." Jake said. Sam felt bad for him. The case had meant a lot for him but the Vulture had to ruin it.

"Sorry you got vultured. Happens to the best of us." Rosa said as she raised her bottle of beer. It reminded Sam of the time she got vultured. She had chased a drug dealer through the sewers of Brooklyn and followed him as he got out of a manhole. She climbed out of it and had caught him by his collar. Just as she were to cuff him Pembroke showed up out of nowhere and cuffed him, he even said the arrest line while she stood soaked in dirty water.

"God, I just... I want to get back at him so bad! I wish I could throw his cell phone in the toilet or slash his tires... I don't know." Jake said as he tried at thinking hard. Nick heard Rosa say something about Vulture's gorgeous throat but he chose to tune that out and focus on a way to get back at the man.