YOU WITH ME - A B99 STORY (OC x OC)

Full Boyle-2

Jake stopped a cab for their undercover OP. "Hi, there. We'd like to go to the times square. We're brothers and half-sister." he said to the driver as trio sat in the back.

"We're all set for the double date tonight. Vivian's bringing her friend Bernice for you" Charles pointed at Jake, "and her other friend, Lionel for you." he pointed at Sam.

"Lionel sounds hot although Bernice sounds like a cartoon dump truck." Jake said. "Whatever, let's get over with that date." Sam said. 

"I don't need any distractions. My mission is to protect you." Jake affirmed. "Hey, this guy's going the right way. We should get out and try again." Charles informed them.

"You can let us off here." Sam said in a falsetto. 

The three were now in a different cab. "All right, let's prepare for the date tonight. Here's the things you're not allowed to talk about: Love, poetry, music, or passion." Jake listed down for Charles.

"We don't have to talk at all. I'll just stare into her eyes. They're like little drops of cilantro reduction on lily-white flan." Charles started ranting. 

"Okay, no. See, no food talk. It sets off something primal And disgusting in both of you. It makes me wanna barf." Sam instructed. 

"You're right." Charles said agreeing. "Look, if you feel like You can't handle it, we need a signal." Jake suggested.

"I'll do this." Charles imitated finger guns at them. "And how would you do that naturally?" Sam asked. 

"I don't know." Charles said. "This guy's clean, by the way. Can we pull over, please?" Jake said.

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Sam ran up to the bullpen by stairs before anyone could see her ridiculous outfit as a tourist. After she was changed into a dress, she walked into the break room to find herself a snack but saw Nick sitting there with his laptop.

"Hey." he said as he looked up to see her all ready. "Going somewhere?" he asked. "Yeah, Jake and I are going with Charles and Vivian on a triple date so that he won't go 'Full Boyle'." she explained as she inserted a dollar bill in the vending machine for a pack of chips.

"Triple date? You going with someone?" he asked hesitantly. "Some Lionel guy Vivian arranged for me. I'm not even interested." she admitted. "You're not, why?"

"Don't feel like it. Well, gotta leave." she said before leaving in a hurry. "Bye!" he called after. "Buh bye!" she called back making him chuckle to himself at her cuteness.

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"Here she is. I don't know if I can do this." Charles said to the other two detectives. "Listen to me. We are with you all night. And nothing will distract me from my solemn vow to protect you, okay?" Jake affirmed.

Vivian walked towards them with Bernice and Lionel behind her. "Vivian, you look beautiful. I love your dress." Charles complimented. 

"Aww. You too, Charlie. You look so handsome." the woman sweetly replied making the man let out a high pitched giggle. "Sam, you look lovely. This is my friend, Lionel." Vivian introduced the man to the female detective.

"Hello, I'm Samantha." she said. "Pleasure meeting you. I'm Lionel." he said as he kissed the top of her hand. "Jake, this is my friend Bernice." Vivian introduced them as well. 

"Oh, hello. I'm Jak-tractive." he said. "Jak-tractive?" Bernice asked confused. "Yes, my parents were hippies. Let's eat." he said awkwardly.

The group was sitting at larger table as they conversed with each other. Sam sat back uncomfortably, drinking her wine.