YOU WITH ME - A B99 STORY (OC x OC)

Beach House-1

A/N: Skipping the ep 'Stakeout' cause I had no idea for Nick and Sam's story. I personally enjoy writing chapters that allow Sam and Nick to have their own trajectory of events through the day rather than just being around in the rest characters' events through the episode. Like I'm not writing them just to be in the background audience, ain't that right? Well, I won't hold you guys back from reading this chapter. DO vote and comment<33

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The whole squad was minding their jobs when Gina walked out of Holt's office and it spiked Jake's interest. Nick was discussing a case related matter with Terry and Amy while Sam walked over to them to hand her boyfriend his cup of coffee.

"Guys. Captain Holt has no pants on." Jake spoke up suddenly. "Umm.... What?", Terry said as he turned around to look at Holt through the window who was just carrying on with his own work. 

"He has no pants on, is what. Here are the facts: At 11:55 A.M., Captain Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup. At 12:03 P.M., I heard him yell... Then at 12:07, he called Gina into his office. She entered, holding nothing. One minute later, she left holding an opaque bag. Captain Holt's pants were in that bag." Jake listed out. 

"His knees are in the breeze. He's in his undies." he continued with a tone of excitement from just imagining the scene in his head. "That evidence is circumstantial." Amy countered, not bothered by Jake's usual antics.

"Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation?" Jake challenged. "No." Sam said. "Not really." Nick added while shaking his head. "Done." Jake said and left.

Jake walked into Holt's office a few minutes later. "Hey, Captain. I just need you to sign something at my desk real quick." he conjured up a lie. "Just leave it on the couch. Dismissed." the Captain said, unfazed. "Okay."

"Sir, you're gonna freak. Yo-Yo Ma is in the precinct, and he's giving out autographs." Jake came in lying again. "Yo-Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now." Holt said smartly. "How would you know that?" Jake said in disbelief and left. 

A while later, Jake ran into the office pretending to be choking. "Sir, I'm choking on a lozenge! I'm gonna die!" he exclaimed. Instead of getting Holt's attention, it got Charles' who came in running to rescue. "I got you, Jake!"

Charles started to pump up Jake's stomach from behind. "No, no. Stop. I swallowed it. I swallowed it. It's fine." Jake subsided. The Captain was amused.

"Hey, hey." Jake greeted as he walked in holding a hot bowl of soup. "I made you another bowl of soup since you spilled yours earlier, but you're gonna have to come over here to get it." he taunted the Captain and sat on the couch in the office. 

"All right, Peralta, I'm sick of you wasting time, so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants, and I'm sitting in my underwear. Happy?" Holt said, now fed up. "Yes!" Jake said excitedly but instead spilled the soup on his pants. "Ah.." he groaned at the hot soup on his legs and pants all over.

A while later, Nick walked into Holt's office, holding a file while he was busy opening a page. "Sir, I need you to sign off on..." he trailed off on looking at Jake and Holt sitting together at the desk. 

"Look at us, just three men with pants on having a normal conversation." Jake said as he was now too in his underwear along with Holt, both hiding their exposed lower bodies behind the desk. 

"Yep. No story here." Holt said.

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Jake walked into the break room holding a bunch of papers while everybody was sitting there casually. "Hello, everybody. In my hands, I hold the driving directions to this year's detectives-only getaway." Jake said and all of them clapped.