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Part 4,5, and 6: McDonalds Mayhem, Diabeates and Death, and Wild Ride

Part 4: McDonalds Mayhem

AD: yeah there's no way we're putting him down
SR: uhhhh I could eat him again
AD: no that's gross
SR: Oh okay
AD: dont eat him, that's our last resort if he doesn't get put down
SR: Okay but im hungry now
AD: there's dead bodies you could eat those
SR:no you will think im weird if I do
AD: wh.. you ate astroboss of course ur weird but I don't mind
SR: okay.. (eats the bodies)
AD: imma see if they have any leftover pastries you have fun
(finds a singular donut)
aw man
SR: hey man, we can find like a mcdonalds or something and get you something nice
AD: I told you im trying to get into shape
SR: awww but I like you chonky, more huggable :3 but I respect your choice
AD:haha.. about that who needs exercise when mcdonalds
-~the make it to a mcdonalds and start ravenously eating the food~-
AD: (eats three big macs)
SR: oh my lol
We need to find the other fatty now, grab some pies so we can lure him
AD: NO THESE ARE MY PIES, MINE
SR:( looks at him with big round eyes) can I have pie plox..
AD: okie
(gives her 14 pies)
SR: thanks!
(eats one)
AB: (breaks into McDonald's, tackling the employees, ripping and tearing)
SR: THERE HE IS!
AB: (covered in blood)
AD: OH GOD WHAT IF HE KILLS US! I DON'T WANNA DIE
SR: I wont let you die!
(Ties up astroboss so he cant escape)
AB: AAARRGGHHH!!! RGRGHH!! (unintelligible)
SR: (gives him Anestesia)
AB: (EATS ANASTASIA)
AD: wrong one
injects wit anesthesia
SR: whoops
AD: now that's asleep what do we do
ST: eat more food idk
AD: h*ll yes
Party in the McDonald's!
SR: (stuffs her face with mcnuggets)
AD: (eats pie after pie)
SR: (doesn't eat the salads)
AD: why does mcdonalds have salads
thats gross
Ew
SR: idk but im not eating the salad, i don't like salads!
(gives astrodude a big mac)
AD: (eats big mac one Go)
SR: hehe hungry boy...
(eats all the icecream)
AD: let's leave the people are looking at us weird
SR:i dont think we can fit threw the door
AD: make a new one
SR: (breaks threw glass)
new door heheh!
AD: (Leaves and goes into Truck)
uh you have to go to the back you can't fit
SR: awww okay :(
AB: waking up
SR and AD: (drives away)

Part 5: Diabetes and Death

SR: (shouts to the front of the truck ) hey astrodude, I feel like we are forgetting something
AD: (can't hear)
SR: (shouts louder) ASTRODUUDE!!! I THINK WE FORGOT SOMETHING!!!
AD: Ilalala, im a rocket mannnn, rocket maaaan...
SR: (breaks threw the window and grabs astrodudes fat rolls and beigins to shake him) WE FORGOT
ASTROBOSSSSS
AD: OH DANG YOUR RIGHT
BUT WE JUST ARRIVED AT THE BUFFET
SR: DUDE WE JUST ATE
okay lets grab a quick bite them we get him
(thinks to herself: man... he is really fat... like
hungrier than me)
AD: (arrives but is too broke to go in)
SR: uhhh (gets wallet out) I only have enough for one
person..
you can go in... ill stay out here
AD: No, no its fine... I need to get in shape anyway
let's go get my boss before it's too late
SR: okay
(gets back into the back of the truck)
AD AND SR: (drives back to mcdonalds but astroboss is nowhere to be found)
SR: oh crap where could he have gone...
AD: this is not good oh god the smell is horrible
on he needs to clean up after himself
AB: GOING MENTAL
SR: EWWWWW I think he pooped himself.
my goodness this is disgusting I dont even have a nose and I can smell it
(starts looking for astroboss in the rubble of the trashed McDonalds)
AB: (dead on the floor, too much rabies)
AD: HES DEAD
oh my god
SR: yay!!! I mean oh no...
do we like... bring him back??? Or just leave
him..
AD: I have no idea.. maybe he will join his wife
SR: wait he had a wife??? Poor lady had low standards..
AD: Emphasis on had.. he looks weird dead tbh
Yeah im bringing him back to the truck, this is weird
(dragging dead Body)
SR: (puts hand on his dead face)
(sighs) poor poor astroboss... his face looks so solemn now...
AD: I thought he looked peaceful at first... but now I
see it.
AB: (dead as h*ll)
SR: (slaps astroboss) welp, time to burry him in a big round box
AB: dead
AS: is there for some resson
AD: time to bury him.. GOD that's a lot of dirt
SR: hello Astrodudes son.... like the new mattress we got you??
AS: ...
AD: Excuse me what?
...
Okay whatever puts the dirt on astroboss
AS: (waits for the two of them to leave)
(grabs shovel and starts digging. He drags the body away to his room. He shuts the door. He begins the Experiment)

Part 6: Wild Ride

SR: (went home with Astrodude) hey can we have dinner when we get home????
AD: let me ask my wife
SR: ooooo I love your wife's cooking!!!
we should have sardines for dinner
AD: (he calls wife)
SR: shouting into the phone HI ASTRODUDES
WIFEEEEEE
AW: OW- oh hi!
what's up?
SR: can we have sardines for dinnnnerrrrr pleeeaaaasssseeeeee
Astrodude and I haven't eaten ANYTHING all day :(
AW: yyyeahhh okay sureeeee.. anyways,  let me see if there's any sardines
AW: also have you seen the kid I dont kow where he is. He has been his room all day did, something happen to him
SR: idk he was with us when we buried your husbands boss
idk what happened to him after that
AW: oh I see him coming down, call you later when the food is ready, bye!
(hangs up)
AD: what'd she say?
SR: were getting dinner!!!!
sardines for dinner!!
AD: woooo!! okay let's go home now
-~They drive back in the Truck~-
-~the truck begins to creak~-
AD: (he is sing to himself) lalalalala im a rocket mannnn... rocket man..
-~the truck falls apart under the weight)
SR: AHHHHHHHH
AD: WHAT THE HECK!!
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
SR: how are we going to get home in time for dinner..
I mean, im not RUNNING home...
we could roll home hehe...
AD: hrmmpff... this is what we get for eating all this mcdonalds...
SR: How are we going to tell your wife about the truck.
AD: We Don't.
SR: how are we going to tell your wife about the fact we now weigh like 500 pounds
AD: (sighs) we need to lose weight fast
if we walk fast enough the fat will go away, right?
SR: doubt it, I don't think thats how it works
she is in for a "pleasant" surprise lol
AD: hhrhrh its not working
-~AD and SR arrive at Astrodude's house~-