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Astroboss's food addiction & obesity crisis staring Astrodude, Astroboss, and Blaze as Sardiniastan, or AFAAOCSAAABAS for short, is a comedic fan fiction very loosely based of the so...
AB: ... NB127: You havent showed up to work in days AND you've committed multiple crimes SR: (drops fork) whhaaAAAAT??? YOU CANT FIRE HIM? NB127:Yes I can Well. Not me Hes fired from NASA that is Also we're cutting off the partnership So no billion dollar salary for him AB: (TOO SHOCKED TO PROCESS ANYTHING) AD: What about me?? What happens to me?? NB127: You're on vacation, is fine SR: (starting to cry a bit) NB127: Smell you later, Hustun Also make sure you dont get caught by the cops, you caused a lot of trouble back there at the bakery (he leaves and closes the door) SR: No no no no no it isnt his fault!! AB: (He's just standing there. Jaw wide open. Eye twitching.) SR: uh a-a-astroboss? AB: (unresponsive) AD: I think hes in shock
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SR: I feel so bad... its kinda our fault.... AD: Where did he even GET rabies... SR: Yeah Fr! If we can prove that it wasn't his fault he got rabies, then maybe we can get him his job back! AD: Maybe.. lets get big guy away from rhe doorway before he gets hurt AB: (pure shock. not even moving) SR: (rolls Astroboss back to the guest room) AS: (taking his car keys from him) He wont notice if we borrow his car SR: hehehehehehehe AD: (opening the door and unlocking the car) Hop in!!! SR: (gets in the passenger seat) Oooooooooiuuuuuuuu! So niceee..... AD: Yeah.. that billion dollar salary sure did pay off.. now how do you drive one of these things?? This is NOT what im used to.. I think this has some sort of autopilot... hmmm.. SR: (hits giant red button) Maybe this is it! (the car starts on its own, waiting for the designated location.) AD: Uhhh.. where are we going?? SR: probably to his house or too ROTSAR AD: Lets start at his house.. (The car immediately drives towards his house, already knowing the coordinates) SR: I wonder what kind of house he lives in.... maybe like a mansion or something AD: He seems like the guy to live in some sort of old timey giant mansion. Hmm.. I might need to get a car like this. SR: oh so you can be even more lazier?? hahaha just kidding AD: Rude!!!! SR: hehehehehehe AD: Okay I guess it is kind of funny.. SR: (smiling) Oh I love hanging out with you, lets make sure to be friends forever! AD: Yeah, especially after you-know-what happened... Oh look, we're here!! The car pulls up at a GIANT MANSION like WHAT SR: pff wha WHA HOW AD: WHY IS IT SO BIG IT'S LIKE TWICE THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE SR: AND HE HAS NO FAMILY!! why does he need all that space to be alone?!? AD: I DON'T KNOW??? Whatever. Lets go see if theyres anything inside. SR: my guess, a buttload of cake AD: That would be a lot of cake.. knocks on the door (Door creaks open) AD: uhhhh- weird... SR: uhhhoooo its creepy in here.... AD: (the inside of the house is eerily deserted and smells of cake and dog poop) EWWWW it stinks in here.... SR: bleurghhhh... he need to clean more often AD: (suddenly he comes across a nasaball on the floor) EW! SR: WAIT EW WHAT (pokes the nasaball) AD: OH MY GOD I THINK HES DEAD WHAT IS HUSTUN DOING WITH DEAD BODIES IN HIS HOUSE NB876: urururgghhhh SR: what happened!?!! We need to get you help! Are you okay??? NB876: no Im so not okay Ururghhh SR: what happened!?!! We need to get you help! AD: WHAT HAPPENED!!! NB876: hustun hired us so we could help him around the house.. and by that I mean we fed, bathed, and clothed him, and washed the house up and down and- oh my god it was so horrible but then he brought in this stray dog and then it bit like five people including him- I don't know what happened after that, I crawled under a table.
