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Part 47-49: Babies!??!, The Goose or the Eggs, HAIR!!?!?! SPLEENS?!?!?

Part 47: BABIES!??!

AW: WHAT?!?
AS: (He walks over to Sardi, poking her in the face)
SR: (motionless)
AS: Judging by her unresponsive body and her stillness, I'd say she's going to lay eggs very soon.
AW: eggs?!? What is going on?!?
AS: It's natural, mother.
AW: Doesn't that mean we'll have a bunch of tiny sardis though...
AS: They could be infertile, mother. Don't worry about it.
AW: COULD?!??
it's enough having her and dave around, we can't handle even more sardis...
AS: I'm sure it'll be fine.
AW: we will deal with it later, come, eat
(begins eating her dinner)
— dinner passes while sardi still sits there unmoving —
AW: ...
Its kinda scary how she just sits there...
AD: I hope she finishes up soon... poor Dave won't move unless she is okay...
SR: (a faint snoring can be heard from her)
AD: Look, they're both asleep!
AW: they are really a cute couple..
welp, I think we should  go to bed too soon
AS: (rolling his eyes on the comment of their relationship) Yes, yes. Go to bed. I will monitor Sardi.
AW: thank dear, it nice that your looking out for them, (walks up stairs and into the bedroom)
SR: (still motionless as dave sleeps with her)
— astrowife and dude go to sleep as astroson monitors sardi —
-~around 2 am a strange squishy sound can be heard emanating from the nest~-
-~the next day begins~-
AS: (half asleep)
AW: (heading down the stairs to go to work) Dear, did she fair well overnight?
AS: Whuh- oh. I believe so.
AW: Okay thanks again for watching her, I hope she finishes up with this soon.
(Leaves for work)
AS: (He makes his way over to Sardi, poking her)
SR: (in a daze) huh... what.... what's going on... my butt hurts....
AS: Check underneath you.
SR: (gets up and checks under herself)
(Dozens of tealish balls of jelly with a black center lay in the nest)
...
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DV: (waking up) AHHHH WHAT'S GOING ON
SR: (looks at dave and points to the eggs)
Ahhy- ahhh AHAAAAAAH?!?!
DV: (Staring at the eggs) WHAT!!!
SR: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD DO THAT!!
DV: DID YOU MAKE THOSE??
SR: I THINK SO!
Do you know what this means....
DV: What does it mean??
SR: We're going to be parents!!!
DV: Woooo!!
...
What's a parent
SR: That means we have babies!!!
DV: (jaw drops)
SR: I'm not ready to be a mom.....
DV: I'm gonna name all of them!! We're gonna be awesome parents!
AS: Er... there is a large chance they're all infertile.
SR: What does that mean...
AS: They're... not alive. They won't hatch.
SR: awwww....
Dave, we aren't going to be parents...
DV: ...Oh.
SR: (picks up one of the eggs) ewwww it sticky.....
what are we going to do with them...
DV: (shrug)
AS: I'm sure you'll find something..
SR: (sticks an egg to Dave's head) hehehehehe
DV: Ewww get it offfff...
AS: Have fun. I'm going to bed.
— astroson goes upstairs and sardi is left with dave and a bunch of eggs —
SR: (peels the egg of his face) idk what to do with them... I'm kinda bummed out that they won't hatch...
DV: You never know!!
SR: should we tell Astrodude?
DV: I meaannn... he'll want to know, I think.
SR: Okay then! (Walks up stairs and into the master bedroom)
AD: (snoring)
DV: Astrodude! Astrodude! Astroooduuuude!
SR: (starts shaking Astrodude) WE NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!
AD: HWAGWHGSHW I'M UP I'M UP!!!
SR: (pulling him downstairs) you NEED to see this!!!
DV: (arriving in front of the nest) LOOOK!!!
AD:....What the...
SR: I laid eggs!!
AD: You're- you're joking, right?
SR: nope! See these ball thingies? They came out of my butt!!!
AD: Don't say it like that..
Oh jeez... how am I gonna deal with a million baby Sardis running around??
SR: don't worry, they won't hatch, sadly...
but uhh, we don't know what to do with them...
AD: (sighs of relief) Well.. how long would it take for them to hatch?
SR: (shrugs)
AD: We'll... wait for them to see if they hatch, then we'll do something about it.
SR: Okay, where should we keep them?
AD: I think we can keep them in the nest for now.
SR: Okay then!
AD: You look.. different.
SR: (looks down around herself)
huh! I'm skinnier now, must have been full of eggs, not full of fat!
AD: I guess I was wrong about the diet..
SR: erm (pokes her belly, it's still pretty squishy) maybe you were partially right....
AD: Hah! Maybe I was.
SR: But I'm still hungry...
AD: I'm sure we can get something to eat.
SR: Yay!!!!
DV: (hunched protectively over the eggs)
SR: d-dave? What are you doing...
DV: What if something happens to them when we're goonneeee??
SR: Dave, they aren't going to hatch...
DV: You don't know that!!
SR: (walks over to dave) there is no way that those eggs can hatch...
DV: Said who!!!
SR: says astroson, he is a genius after all..
DV: I'm not leaving them..
SR: (sighs) dave, the eggs are fine...
AD: Just leave him be, he'll get over it.
SR: nrrrrrrggggghhhh.... I don't know.... I want to stay by dave but i'm also really hungry...
AD: We'll bring him back some food!
SR: Okay... bye dave....
-~ the two walk out to the car to get some food ~-
AD: What're you hungry for?
SR: hmmmmm... idk... maybe a pretzel?
or maybe some tacos...
AD: Sardi, a pretzel is a snack food.
SR: okay... what about those tacos??
AD: There's some good taco places around here..
How does Taco Bell sound?
SR: YAY!!! Taco bell taco bell taco bell!
-~they drive to the taco bell~-
AD:(he enters the drive thru)
SR: I want crunch wrap supreme with two bean burritos and nacho fries and a large baja blast...
AD: Cool it with the food! Don't make me regret this, Sardi.
SR: okay....
Get something for Dave too!!
AD: Got it.
— they pull up at the order window or whatever —
AD: Hey, can I have a 3 crunchy taco combo,a crunch wrap supreme with two bean burritos, a large baja blast, two nacho fries, and a chicken quesadilla?
Taco bell employee: yup, pull up to the next window and we'll have your order...
AD: (he pulls up to the next window) Sardi, make sure you don't go crazy over all this. Eat slow, okay?
SR: okay... ill wait to eat until we get home with dave...
AD: good
SR: ....
Do you think Dave really likes me?
AD: Judging by the way he's guarding over your eggs right now, I'm pretty sure he does.
SR: okay... I'm just feeling down about myself recently, and I can't really tell if people really like me...
AD: Don't sweat about it! You'll always be my best friend, and Dave really takes a liking to you.
SR: mmm okay...
Taco bell employee: (has been standing there the whole time) umm... your food sir?
AD: Oh- yes, thank you for the food..
How much?
Taco bell employee: ummm like 30 bucks
AD: ......
Luckily I have my credit card!
— the credit card declines —
SR: ...
How much do you have, Astrodude?
(hands him her wallet) you can use my money...
AD: No, no.. I'm sure I have money somewhere.. (he digs around the car)
Taco bell employee: (annoyed, staring at them)
AD: (Immediately grabbing the food and driving off)
SR: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
AD: I'm not paying for this!! (He steps on the gas)
SR: isn't that wrong????
AD: Too late now!
SR: Oh well..  more money for us!
Taco bell employee: whatever..