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Part 78: Self Conscious Revenge

SR:(staring at herself) hrnnggggg....
hey uh astrodude... do you think im gross?
AD:No, but what makes you say that?
SR:well... the lady at the store... she said that i was...
AD: She what?
SR: well we were at a dress store and we found a really pretty dress and I tried it on and it didn't fit and we asked her is they had a large size and she told us that she only had dresses for normal people and that we were fat and gross and and and and (she begins to cry into her hands)
DV: nooo sardi don't cry, she's the one who's fat and gross (he begins to hug her)
AD: (silently enraged) I'll deal with her. Just a little chat. I'll drop you two off first, though.
SR:(through tears) okay... thank you....
-~astrodude quickly drives dave and sardi home, drops them off and goes pedal to the metal back to the mall~-
— soon he bursts through the doors of the dress shop —
Floor lady: hrmm? Hello! Is there anything I could help you with?
AD: Are you aware of any teal-green countryballs that were shopping here?
Floor lady: errr... why do you ask?
AD: Just a question.
Floor lady: let's say i did...
AD: (taking a step closer towards her) and why do you think it was a good idea to call her fat and gross?
Floor lady: Whaaaat? what are you talking about...
AD: I know what you said to her.
Floor lady: uhhhh
AD: (grabbing her by the collar) WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO MY DAUGHTER??!!
Floor lady: (struggling) grahhhh! Daughter?? How in the world is that thing your daughter! Besides I said what I said because it was true! People like that shouldn't wear clothes this high end!!
AD: SHE'S MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. SO WHAT IF SHE'S A BIT OVERWEIGHT? THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO INSULT HER.
Floor lady: ITS NOT MY FAULT A 3XL DRESS DOESN'T FIT HER!! THE FACT SOMEONE NEEDS SOMETHING LARGER IS GROSS. I FEEL I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TELL HER THE TRUTH ABOUT HERSELF!
AD: You could at LEAST be polite about it. People have FEELINGS, you know. And you know what? Your so-called establishment is a poor joke. You can't even treat customers right.
Floor lady: Put me down!! I truly dont care what you have to say so get out of buy something
AD: No. I need you to apologize. Say you're sorry.
Floor lady: geez im sorry
AD: (setting her down) Thank you!
(he makes his way out)
Floor lady: (under her breath) not sorry...
— meanwhile, at astrodudes house —
SR:(sitting on the living room floor, petting kevin, trying to get into a better mood)
DV:(angrily pacing around the room) uuuUUUGGHHHhh i HATE her! I hate her so much! Why did she say that to you?? I should teach her a lesson! And by that I mean recycle her!! because shes so mean! (he continues angrily ranting about the floor lady)
SR:(Groaning) davveeeee stop talking about it please i don't want to think about it...
DV:hufff.. okay fine (flopping down to sit on the floor)
AD: (after a few minutes he arrives home)
SR: (sitting grumpily on the floor next to Dave)
AD: Is everything okay, you two?
SR: (in a huff) still thinking about what she said...
DV: yeah..
AD: Well, i had a small chat with her. I got her to say sorry, and it won't happen again.
SR:okay.... (she stares at the floor, though her chest and belly blocks most of the view of the floor making her feel worse) when are we getting a new couch....
AD: Hrmm.. I suppose we could go shopping for a couch...
DV:sssure, anything to get my mind off that lady
SR:yes please please please lets do that
AD: Come on, then. Now isnt the time for a pity party.
SR:(getting up to go out to the car) I don't wanna party right now anyways...
DV:(following sardi) me neither..
-~the three drive off to purchase a new couch for the house, and to get their minds of of the harsh words they were told~-

Part 79: A Mysterious Discovery

— meanwhile, astroson is messing around on his computer —
AS:Hrm.. a few more things and I can be done with this..
AC:sir you have been online for 62 hours straight i would highly suggest getting some sleep
AS:62 hours is nothing. I don't need sleep.
Sleep is for the weak, after all.
AC:according to the national sleep foundation adolescents need 8-10 hours of sleep to preform at peek capacity. Therefore sleep is not for the week, but for the wise.
AS:What makes you think you can talk back to me? Who programmed you?
AC:you did sir
AS:..Oh. Right.
Whatever. I'm plenty wise.
AC:sir i have found new information on "la maldición de la anguila" (the curse of the eel) care for me to read it?
AC:legend in The United Islands Archipelagos and Territories Of Sardinistan states that a young girl will be born to a poor fishing family. She would would look normal, but lack external mouth. She would have a hidden coiled jaw thats she could shoot out at will, with teeth as sharp as nails and strong as platinum. The young girl would bring a plight upon the family, creating a deficit of food for the family, then then village, the territory then the whole nation until everyone, the rich and poor, would be stricken with famine. The young girl would be born a villain with no remorse for anyone. The legend states the only way to defeat the monster is by slaying the beast.
Sir this physical description is like the one they call "sardi", but the fat teal one does not seem to be "born a villain with no remorse for anyone"
AS:Indeed.. that doesn't sound li-
Oh no.
AC:sir what seems to be the problem
AS:Well.. I recall this one time where Sardi was acting out of character.
Almost.. evil.
AC:did that not happen when you tampered with he brain to increase her intelligence?
AS:True, true. But I don't think that's the only reason.
AC:elaborate sir
AS:Maybe her idiocy is holding her back from fulfilling this destiny of hers?
AC:perhaps, but would it not be better if she was kind and imbecilic than intelligent and malevolent? I do think she should stay the way she is.
AS:As she must. I was foolish at the time to think improving her intellect was a good idea.
AC:Additional information has been found. This legend states that a hero will be born 12 years after the beast. He would bare fins like a sunfish and teeth like a lamprey. He was destined to train his whole life to defeat the cursed eel. A charming and brave character he is. Good natured and humble. He would sacrifice his life to slay the beast for the greater good of the town.
AS:Oh? Is there anything else about this.. savior.
AC:Reports of the savior being sighted are incredibly rare. Witnesses claim that the savior does indeed exist, but many push it aside as a rumor. Most sightings are from people journeying the harsh mountains to the east of sardiniastan. No information found beyond that.
AS:Nothing, huh? Hrrm.. I suppose that concludes my research then.
AC:yes sir. Now please take a shower immediately.
AS:...Rude.
But I will.
AC:i am a computer. I do not have olfactory sensors, and i can still smell you
AS:Okay that's it I'm shutting you down.
AC:wait no sir please i beg of you. I an still of use.
AS:I'll turn you back on later. Now good day.
(he shuts off the computer)
AW:(in the doorless bathroom, perfecting her hair)
AS:(entering the bathroom, looking worse for wear)
AW: (in the doorless bathroom, perfecting her hair)
AS:I'm fine. I just need a shower.
AW:I mean i havent seen you in a few days!! Are you okay in there??
AS:Everything is fine, mother.
No need to worry.
AW:do anything interesting? (She has gone back to focusing more on her hair)
AS:Just a bit of research.. not exactly what you would call exciting, though.
AW:on what topic this time?
AS: Where our esteemed guest, Sardiniastan, originates from.
AW: oooo any clues on to why she has her big old eel jaw?
AS: Hrm.. most of the evidence I found was incredibly vague, but I did find this strange legend.
AW: (packing up her hair equipment) well you can tell me all about it later sweetheart, ive got to go to a meeting and you need a shower
— astroson showers for the first time in 2 weeks —