Part 90: ...Dad?
-~back at astrodude's house, astrodude is still crying, and sardi gently pets him as he bawls into the sheets~-
SR: (after awhile of crying) heyyyyy... can we talk about what you said now....
AD: (he takes a deep breath, trying to pull himself together)
S-Sure, Sardi...
SR: why do you want to adopt me
AD: (He struggles with the words) I- I just... I.. I thought..
SR: we're nearly the same age.. Won't people think we're weird?
AD: Sardi... a lot of people already see you as weird, but that's besides the point.
It's more of you thinking *I'm* weird. I- I just..
(He trails off, not saying anything more)
SR: I always wanted a dad. Or a mom. Or anyone. I don't know if I ever told you, but I didn't really have any friends before I met you. You were the only person to ever treat me like a person. I am honored to even be your friend. Being considered even "like a daughter" to you is more than I could ever ask for.
AD: ..
Thank you for telling me that, Sardi..
SR: (gets up off the bed and walks towards the door) no problem...
Dad
(She swiftly leaves and goes back out to dave)
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DV: (looking around for kevin, noticing sardi)
oh hey, sardi! how did it go?
SR: my life had changed drastically in the past 45 minutes
DV: euhh.. how so?
SR: remember how I said I did have parents
DV: yyyeaaah?
SR: thats no longer true...
DV: (small gasp) how?!
SR: wellllll astrodude told me something, something, something very special
DV: oohhhh tell me tell me tell me!!!!
SR: (really up close to him and whispers) he wants me to be his daughter
DV: (loud gasp) no way!!!!
that's great!!
(he turns around for a bit, then back to sardi)
bad news, though.. I can't find kevin!
SR: yu-you lost kevy?
DV: n-no! I swear, he's still around here somewhere.. just.. hiding..
SR: Oh my dear sweet kevy!! Where are youuu....
DV: sardi i don't think he's here!
SR: (searching around everywhere for her beloved goose) KEVIN?! KEVIN?!? KEVIIINNNNNNNNN
DV: oh geez oh geez.. where did he go??
SR: I DON'T KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM!!
DV: GAHHH!! im sorry im sorry! (he starts looking around even more for kevin)
SR: I'LL CHECK OUTSIDE! (She runs out the gate of the yard and out into neighborhood)
(searching around outside)
(Notices a goose)
OMG KEVIN!!!!!
(She runs over, scoops up the goose, and runs back to dave)
DV: oh thank goodness! you found him!
SR: (hugs Kevin) yeyeyeyeyey im so happy he is okay!
Goose: hawnk
DV: im so glad you're okay kevin!!
SR: yeahh!! Kevin, do you want a treat?!
Goose: hawnk
DV: let me go get them!! (he rushes into the house)
SR: (humming and waiting)
KV: (jumps out a bush)
SR: wawawawawawhaaaat!! Kevin!?? Who is this imposter?! (She tosses the other goose away)
DV: (he returns with the treats) im baaaaack.. (he trails off, noticing kevin)
euhhh.. there's two now???
SR: nah that other one is just a random goose
DV: but which one is which??
SR: kevin says HONK and the other says HAWNK
DV: Ohh.. I see..
i think.
SR: kevin do you want a treaaaat?
KV: (jumps out of sardi's hands and over to dave) hoONK HONK HONK!!
DV: (he happily gives kevin his treats)
SR: Oh Kevin, you're so cute! (She begins to head back inside)
DV: (he follows sardi, carrying kevin in his hands) wait up for me!!
SR: (sits herself down on the new couch, tenn sitting on the coffee table, staring at a magazine)
What are ya doing tenn?
TN: (pouty) readin'
DV: (he sets himself on the ground with kevin as well, playing with him)
TN: you better not watch tv... i cant watch it
SR: Why not?!?
TN: I'm grounded...
SR: ..
By who? You don't have parents...
TN: geez... you're right... Never mind, then let's watch tv!
DV: (he perks up at the mention of tv) oh? What are we watching?
SR: idk you can choose (hands him the remote)
TN: choose something good!!
DV: euhh.. sure, ok! (he turns on the tv and flips through a few channels until landing onto a game show that's hosted by a banana)
SR: This one! THIS ONE!!!
TN: (already glazed over absorbed into the tv)
DV: ok! (he sets down the remote and goes back to playing with kevin)
SR: tv.....
-~the 4 stay glued to their seats for around 2 hours before someone arrives~-
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