AFAAOCSAAABAS

Part 99 & 100: Your Honor, The End!

Part 99: Your Honor!

-~The crew walks into the courthouse, astrowife dragging hustun and sitting him in a chair. She goes over to her seat and watches he boss, take a seat at his side~-
JG: whats going on where did you guys come from??
AD: My wife scheduled a court case, your honor..
AW: indeed i did! It is us vs this crimal over here!! (She points to astroboss)
JG: hrmmm i see...
is he... alive?
LW: (shaking him awake)
AB: (jolting awake) BWUH- Wha- where am I??
AW: court, to get whats xoming to you- YOUR HONOR, THIS MAN I GUILTY OF COUNTLESS CRIMES! Such include, breaking and entering, kidnapping, forcing people to work with no pay and uh-
AB: WHERE AM I?? WHAT IS THIS?
LM: Your honor, my client is clearly unstable and should be treated right, not being forced to participate in this court case.
AW: your honor, could in unstable man build an army of 100 robots in 2 days!!?
LM: He what?
AW: ANDDDD, your honor, he used these robots to kidnap 3 people!!!
LM: Er-
And how do you know he did that?
AW: i know this because i saw the robots kidnap my friends!!
TN: eyup, and the robots almost killed me
LW: How do we know you're not bribing her to lie?
TN: i dont want no money, i just want freedom
he kept us sealed in that building, and when we left he went after us. 99% of the others have never even touched grass before
JG: you weren't allowed to leave the premises of your work?!
TN: nah bro, we were trained to believe the world beyond was wasteland and if we did leave, the would track you down and drag you back for re-education!
LM: (for the first time, he isnt able to defend hustun and instead sits in silence)
AW: Ehhh??? Your honor, what do you have to say about that!
JG: i want to meet more of these nasaballs
AD: Should- should I get them?
JG: let them testify, also, hustun, you may bring people to testify too
AB: I'M INNOCENT!! YOU'LL SEE! 001'LL SHOW YOU!!
AD: (he sighs, then slips out of the building to fetch some nasaballs to testify)
-~astrodude makes his way back to the Rotsar building, and gets on the loud speaker to call any nasaball willing to testify to follow him. Hundreds of nasaballs rush down as a hoard and follow him back to the courthouse. A notable Nasaball come with him~-
AD: (he pushes the doors open) I-I got them..
(The NASAballs stream in infront of him, quickly filling the court)
JG: welcome bac- oh my!! Thats quite a lot!!
AW: yesss... AND WICH OF YOU WANT TO TESTIFY!
AB: (scanning the crowd in hopes of 001 being there to testify for him)
Crowd of Nasaballs: (every nasaball raises their hand excitedly)
JG: now now!! One at a time!!!
you there! In the... uh... (looks around for one with a defining detail) errrr you with the hat, you come up!
Crowd of Nasaballs: (half of the nasaballs start scrambling towards the front before one of them pushes their way to the stand)
NF: I WOULD LIKE TO TESTIFY ON MY TREATMENT AT NASA BY THIS FIEND!!!!
AB: (he frowns, mumbling curses under his breath)
NF: i have worked for this man for over 60 years, and i have NOT been treated properly! It was only till this year i have been able to leave this build on account of being FORCED to kidnap these 3 innocent people (She gestures to sardi dave and tenn) might I also say, i have not seen any time off other then the one hour a year we have a small party! I have worked 15 hours a day for my entire life with NO option to leave!
AB: (nudges his lawyer and whispers to him) say something!! you gotta get me outta this mess!
LM: (head in his hands) how do you expect me to get you out of this???
JG: hrmmm hustun? Anything to say on this?
AB: Grrggh.. They're- they're just lying! They're lying to make me look bad!
JG: you cant just accuse people of lying. (To the nasaballs) Can any of you agree on a similar treatment?
Crowd of Nasaballs: (all of them simultaneously start agreeing, despite not really understanding what she said)
JG: hrmmm i see... anyone want to testify for hustun's side?
Crowd of Nasaballs: (one nasaball raises their hand, but everyone else shoots them a glare and they slowly lower it down, embarrassed)
JG: hrmmm i see i see... hustun, i hearby sentence you to 10 years of prison for unfair treatment of your workers and an extra 20 years for kidnapping, attempted murder and torcher
AB: (jaw drops)
LM: (slipping past the crowd of nasaballs) dont mind meee.. going throoouugh...
AW: YES! YEASSSS! YESSSSSSS! FINALLY FREEEE OF YOU!
TN: YEAH!!! NOW I CAN LIVE MY OWN LIFE WOOO HOO!!!!
SR: (shaking dave) WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER NOW!!
DV: (tears of joy) YESS!! AND SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE! FREEDOM FOR EVERYONE!
AB: (through gritted teeth) You're going to regret setting them free. You will, wait and see. There's a reason why they were kept locked up. (his stern expression shifts to that of a madman) YOU'LL SEE! (he starts cackling maniacally)
SR: you'll be dead by then old man!!!
AB: You'll *see...*
-~the nasaballs stand there blankly, confused on what happened until one courageously asks,~-
Ransom Nasaball: WHOSE THE NEW BOSS NOW???
-~the crowd erupt in cheers~-
AD: Oh- I couldn't, really..
AW: honey!!! This could be the promotion you've been waiting for!!!
AD: Well.. I suppose I could..
TN: (swimming her way out of the sea of raving nasaballs) hey astrodude!!! Astrodude!!!
AD: Oh- what's up, Tenn?
TN: i just wanna say, thanks for everything, but i think that now hustun is gone and im free, imma go off on my own now.
AD: You're- You're welcome, Tenn. We'll miss you, that's for sure.
SR: Tenn?! You're leaving?!??!! Ill miss you....
TN: huh, i guess ill miss you too. By the way, thanks for the help, you're a pretty good friend
DV: oh! you're leaving?
(he gives tenn a hug)
thanks for helping me escape back when we were both at rotsar! ill miss you lots!!
TN: (blushes really hard) ill miss you lots too dave....
welp! It been fun!! Ill be off!! (She walks out of the courthouse happy as a clam)

Part 100: The End!

AW: Hey! Why dont we take a quick photo to celebrate our success!!
AD: Oh! Great idea, hon.
DV: yeah that sounds awesome!
SR: Yeahhh!!!! Pictures!!! (She gets ready for the picture by squishing up to dave and giving him a hug)
AW: (holding her phone out) alright everyone get in!!!
DV: WAITWAITWAIT!! i need to do something really important first!
AW: hrm? What is it dave? Can it wait till after the photo?
DV: No no NOW! I HAVE TO I CANT TAKE IT MUCH LONGER! (He squirms his way out of sardi's grasp and takes a hold of her hands) Sardi! I love you so very VERY much and something deep down inside of me wants to do this, im not quite sure why but... HERE IT GOES! (He gently hold her face, tightly closes his eyes, and smashes his head into her, giving he a kiss at the same time)
SR: (she stands there in shock) d-d-d (her white stripe becomes feverishly red) DAVE!!!! (As she said those words, here eel jaw shot out two its max extent) How- why- err- eeep- NEUYYHAAAAAA DAVEEEEEEE
AD: SARDI! DAVE!! Not in public, at least!! That wasn't very appropriate of you two.
SR: (still in shock) errrrrrr ieeerrrr daveee where'd you even learn to kiss
DV: eeuuhhh... it was when i was a little grub baby, they gave me a kiss before my pupation i think
SR: but im not a grub baby....
AW: are we taking the photo or not guys??
DV: oh!! yep!!
SR: yeah just let me put my jaw back in.. (she begins to pull on it to bring it back in her mouth) uhhhhh its not going back in....
AD: Let's just take the picture with it!
SR: if you say so... it a little embarrassing....
AW: don't worry sardi! We think its cool! (She gets everyone in for a photo, and snaps the selfie)
(she shows the photo to the rest of the crew) looks good right? Should I post it?
AD: It looks pretty nice, I think you should!
AW: (she uploads the photo to her Facebook page) there! We can now have this memory forever!
-~the group makes their way back to their house~-
— as they reach the house, they notice its absolutely COVERED in red spray paint, all spelling out "VICTOR" —
AW: ...
(Fuming with rage) VICTOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!
(She storms inside) VICTOR YOU GET YOUR SORRY BUTT OUT HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE IN DEEP DEEP DEEP TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!
AS: (heading down the stairs, looking completely innocent. he began speaking in a sarcastic tone) Oh? What have I done to upset you *now,* mother dearest?
AW: enough of your games, boy! You know EXACTLY what you did! I dont know WHY you would EVER THINK THATS APPROPRIATE! I will have to take EXTREME MESURES TO FIX THIS BEHAVIOR! Im sending you back to in person school, and a BEHAVIORAL CORRECTION SCHOOL no less!
AS: WHAT?!? (he stammers) You- what- No- But-
AW: you brought this upon your self....
AS: Grgrgh.. FINE! (he stomps his way upstairs, slamming the door)
AW: (shaking her head as she slumps down on the sofa and sighing) i just want the best for him but he just won't behave!
AD: I just wish he'd be more grateful...
SR: i sometimes think... maybe he feels this because im here, and i take attention away from him...
AD: Don't say that, it's not your fault.. I guess he's used to being an only child?..
And.. I did leave him when he was four.. (he sighs)
AS: Is- Is that really the best choice we have?
AW: I believe so. For now lets just take a moment and simply relax....
-~the four all sit down together at the couch, enjoying the rest of their evening together, chatting about the craziness that had brought them together for the past few months~-

-~somewhere, a faint voice whispers~-
Señor, I think you should see this....

AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2: currently in production. Release date: Fall 2023