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Astroboss's food addiction & obesity crisis staring Astrodude, Astroboss, and Blaze as Sardiniastan, or AFAAOCSAAABAS for short, is a comedic fan fiction very loosely based of the so...
SR: wakes up to strange noise in astroson's room (all groggy) uhh what is that noise.... AS: (busy with astroboss) SR: (goes up stairs to investigate) AB: (lets out an unholy screech) SR: ON COD! AS: ssshhh. you'll wake the others (a loud thud is heard and he goes silent) AS: (exits room) oh hello. SR: is... everything okay? AS: everything's fine. ...you didn't hear anything, did you? SR: I did... AS:... Tell... no one... SR: uhhhh... (runs of to Astrodude and his wife's room) AS: (stares at her disappointedly) AW and AD: (astrodude and astrowife are sleeping comfortably) SR: (peeks into their room and whisper shouts) astroduuuuuude your boss zombie uh thing is screeching in your son's room. AD: hoooonk mimimimimi SR: (walks into the room and whispers right at his face) Astrodude...... wake up please your son is insane AD: hoooonk mimimimimi SR: (pokes him in the belly) wake up pleaseeeeeee AD: hoooonk mimimimimi SR: (shakes Astrodude a little) wake... up.... AD: hoooonk mimimimimi SR: (jumps on top of him, probably breaking one if his ribs and shouts in his face) WAKE UP YOUR WACKO SON IS DOING SOMETHING CRAY-CRAY WITH YOUR BOSS AD: OW GODD*MNIT URUGRHH IM UP SR: thank you (Flustered) okay okay okay astroboss, thud, your son, crazy zombie AD: huhhhh?? What about a zombie?? SR: (all in a panic) Astroboss is a zombie and it made loud screech and your son told me not to tell anyone but I did AD: i'll talk to him, maybe he can call off this experiment of his SR: Okay thanks... (looks over at astrowife sleeping) how peaceful... AD: somehow she manages to block out my snoring, haha SR: some how she manages to block out me shouting and jumping on you haha, your really lucky to have someone like that... AD: yeah.. I really am. I love her so much. SR: Sorry about jumping on you by the way... (she goes back downstairs and into kitchen and starts rooting through the cupboards) AD: (knocks on astrosons door) AS: You may enter. AD: uhhh.. Kay.. opens door (astroboss is standing there, looking normal like nothing happened) AD: that's weird.. AS: As you can see, l've managed to fully restore his health. AB: Yyyeeep! Feeling better than ever! AD: I thought you were dead??? AB: I was. Are you daft? I'm clearly not again. AD:hahaha... yeah.. SR: (hears astroboss's voice) what the.... (goes up stairs and into AS's room) AS: You. glad to see your old friend back? AB: (silly wave) SR: (stunned) starts crying ASTROBOSS YOUR BACK!! I DIDNT THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY MISS YOU BUT I KINDA DID!!! AB: Okay, calm down the waterworks. I know, I know. Everyone loves mel! Of course you're glad I'm back. AS:I was unable to cure his giant ego. SR: (stopped crying mostly) neither did you cure his obesity.. AS:...I should do that Get over here! SR: EWWWW I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT AS: You two, leave. I need to proceed with the surgery AB: (his smile instantly shifts to a grimace) SR: (hurries off) AD: (closing the door, kind of shocked) SR:hey uh that kid of yours? He is going places.. how old is he anyways? AD: like... eleven i dont know what happened to him next thing you know he'll ascending to heaven SR: gr(abs his sweater collar) (threw her teeth) DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS!!! AD: OH GOD OKAY YEAH
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