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Astroboss's food addiction & obesity crisis staring Astrodude, Astroboss, and Blaze as Sardiniastan, or AFAAOCSAAABAS for short, is a comedic fan fiction very loosely based of the so...
AD: GOGOGO (pedal to the metal, he goes past several lights until they reach his house) SR: (rushes inside and upstairs to the guest room) AB: (sulking in the corner) (silent crying) SR: (whispers to Astrodude) what do we tell him.... AD: I don't know???? SR: I dont think he wants to see me right now, you go see him AD: uhhhh- astroboss??? AB: (sobbing) AD: okayyyyy.. yeahh.... SR: (whisper shouts) tell him we can take ROTSAR to court over this!!! AD: court?? SR: yeahhh they fired him because he got rabies!!! AD: it's because he committed multiple crimes AND attacked people AND missed work for like 5 day Sr: Oh you're right... I really am stupid Idk how to make him feel better then.... AD: oh ummm... We can prove it's not his fault!! SR: that's what I was trying to say!! YOU HERE THAT ASTROBOSS WE ARE GETTING YOUR JOB BACK!! AB: RELLY!!! (he jumps up, latching onto sardi with a hug) SR: OH!! OH OH HUSTON!! (hugs him super hard back) OH OF COURSE WE WILL (hugs him even harder) AD: Let me call his lawyer.. SR: (still hugging him) Do you really forgive me now??? AB: (immediately letting go, staring sardi dead in the eyes) No SR: ... Y-y-you dont?
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AB: Anyway Astrodude!! Do you know my lawyers number? AD: Yeah, gimme a sec.. SR: (runs out of the room as fast as she can and down to the couch) AD: Sardi??? SR: (to herself) no no no why won't he forgive me I'M LITERALLY GETTING HIS JOB BACK WHAT CAN A FREAKING DO TO PLEASE HIM!!!! AD: (worriedly looking at hustun, then going into another room to talk with the lawyer) SR: im DONE (ugly cries into a throw pillow) AB: (going downstairs with a smug look) SR: WHAAAAAAAAAAA huHuHUU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AB: (disgusted look at sardi, then going to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich) SR: (cries herself to sleep) AD: (finishing up call with lawyer, then checking on sardi) SR: (sleeping face down on a wet pillow) AD: Sardi? Is everything okay? SR: (into the pillow) noooooo nooooooo noooooo nothing is okay........ AD: is hustun being a jerk again?? SR: mmhmm..... AD: you shouldn't beat yourself up about it, sardi. when we get his job back you two will be friends again, you'll see. SR: mmhmmmmm...... C-c-can I have a hug..... AD: of courseeee (he leaned over and gave sardi a hug) SR: thanks... I needed that (wiping tears away) AD: i'm always here for you, we are best friends after all SR: thank youuuuu and ill be here for you too AD: (chewing on a sandwich while watching the heartwarming scene) SR: (looks over at him) (glares) (goes back to looking at Astrodude) AB: Rude. SR: (rolls her eyes despite the fact she has no pupils) AD: He'll get over it. (shortly after saying that he gets hit in the face with a sandwich) SR: uh WOW that was uncalled for AB: (He throws another sandwich at sardi.) SR: eeerRRRAHH!!! DUDE WHY AD: Okay that was kind of rude. Hustun, what's your problem?? We're getting your job back. AB: I asked you guys if you wanted a sandwich, you didn't hear me. You don't have to act so rude about it. SR: ... You could have asked us when we weren't talking to each other so we could have heard you... AB: Too late!! SR: ight i'm done with this (walks out of the house) AD: (he leaves the house as well, noticing sardi by the bushes) SR: uh... bush noises? AD: Sardi? Why are you hiding in the bushes??? SR: uh I didn't actually want to leave, but I wanted to have some time to myself. AD: Hm. I'll leave you be, then. I'm going to get his job back. I'll see you later!!! (he hops into the tesla, starting the car and driving off)
