Part 68: Double Confession
DV: (knocking on the door)
SR: they're probably asleep, just go inside...
DV:(he pushes the door open, everything is dark)
yeesh.. what time is it?
SR: idk... like 3 or something...
(yawns) i'm tired, wanna go to bed?
DV:mhm!!
SR: (walks upstairs and lays tenn down on the small sofa in the guest bedroom, then flops into bed)
KV: (curls up on top of her)
DV:(he flops in next to her)
SR: it's been a day....
DV: Tell me about it..
SR: happen to remember what we were talking 'bout before we were ambushed?
DV: well.. i..
I confessed, like, a lot to you..
Like about how much I love you, and stuff like that..
SR: uh huh... (yawns)
DV: and.. well.. I just wanted to let you know, I really do love you sardi. nothing will ever change that.
SR: (struggling to stay awake) yeahhh (yawn) me too...
DV: and..
I'll never leave you, too.
I'll always be by your side, because I love you.
SR: (snoring)
DV:...
(he sighs and falls asleep shortly after)
-~around 4 hours later, astrodude and his wife begin to awake~-
AW:(waking up) oh my... I had a terrible time sleeping last night.. i kept hearing noises, how about you hun?
AD: I didn't hear anything, but I think we should check it out..
AW: you check the guest room, i'll check the living room
(She walks down stairs)
AD: (he carefully pushes open the door to the guest room)
SR: (snoring, louder than usual)
KV: (sleeping flopped across dave and sardi)
TN: (asleep, half of her is hanging of the side of the couch)
AD: huh.. when did they come in??
SR: (grunting) guruh... the middle of the night... the nasaballs came back for us again....
DV: urgg.. five more minutes..
SR: Dave, do you think tenn will know more about what happened...
DV:mhm.. leave me to sleep...
SR: sorry.. (she crawls out of bed around him)
(She goes over to tenn with astrodude and begins to wake her up)
TN: huh what.. Did I die....
AD:Is everything okay, tenn?
TN: i killed an innocent person,
They are going to kill me...
AD:okay, what? can you start from the beginning?
TN:i was sitting in here, then this crazy lady called 004 kidnapped me and sent me to an extermination room, and them this guy named terry tried to kill me with a disintegration lazer, but i took it and fired at him killing him then i was told ill have to pay with my life then i was like fired at with dart guns and then i woke up here
AD:you WHAT
you're telling me you shot someone with a laser.. and they just DISINTEGRATED??
when did Rotsar get their hands on that technology??
And you SHOT HIM with it? Did you really think that was a good idea?
Oh no oh no oh no.. do you know how much trouble this will cause at work?
TN:I WAS PANICKING!! IT WAS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!! I-I-I-I didn't MEAN to kill him (she is sobbing)
AD:(he sighs) it was just a nasaball, right? we've dealt with that before...
TN:(bawling) IT WAS A HUMAN!! IT WAS THE BOSS'S SON!!!!
AD:....
Who now?
TN: Astroboss, the head honcho, that guy's only SON!! I'm basically dead meat right now...
AD:...
You..
You disintegrated Hustun's son..?
TN: (crying into her hands) I DID!!!! I DID!!!! I'M SORRY!! IF I COULD GO BACK AND FIX IT I WOULD!!!
AD:ok, ok, calm down. i'm sure it'll be fine.
he's a resilient man, im sure he can get through this
TN:I guess so... he seemed pretty distraught though...
SR:(gives Tenn a hug to comfort her) We'll get threw this, I promise
AD:I'm going to make breakfast.. try to figure out what you're going to do about this.
(he exits the room)
TN: what am i gonna doooooooooo astroboss is gonna kill me!!!!
DV: (snoring)
SR: (goes over to kevin, and gently squeeze him near dave's ear)
KV:HOOONNKKKK!!
SR: Now get up sleepy head, we need to help tenn!!
DV:AUUGH!! that was loud.. im up, sardi
SR: how are we going to protect Tenn from being killed.. she is wanted by astroboss for killing his son on accident
DV:hrmm.. I dunno..
SR: (starting to cry a little) I just don't want tenn to get hurt!! But im also tired of running away from the nasaballs and astroboss
DV: hrghh... me too.. but i really, really don't know what to do! this is just.. a really bad situation were in right now.
SR: if only nasa would just let us be free...
Hey! It's THEIR fault astroboss's son died!! If they never kidnapped us, this would have never happened!!!
DV:yeahhh! what's up with that!
SR: if they JUST LEFT US ALONE then EVERYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY!
GRRRR THIS MAKES ME MAD!!!
DV: yeah!! we should do something about that!
SR: (storms downstairs) ASTRODUDE! THIS IS NASA'S FAULT NOT OURS!
AD: (he turns around wearing a kitchen apron) What??
SR: if nasa didnt kidnap us, then tenn would have never fired the laser!! Also what are you wearing...
AD: it's- nothing.. and, i guess your theory makes sense! Can you go on?
SR: (strained thinking)
Uhherrrrrrrgg.... we need to show nasa that no matter how hard they try, we aren't coming back i thinks.... I've reached my daily quota of thinking already...
AD: sardi, I know you can come up with something
SR: (sparks flying out of her head)
Duhhherrrrrrr
AD:(cheering her on) think, sardi! think!
SR: uhggggggggrrrrrrrrr
I think...
I think....
I think I want breakfast....
AD: Well, it'll be ready soon. Can you get everyone down here?
SR: okay
(Goes back to the bed room)
Breakfast is almost ready, come down please...
TN: I don't feel like eating...
DV: Yeah, I'm coming!! just.. Euhhh.. let me find a shirt..
SR: tenn can you just come down with us please, we are trying to plan a way to take care of this situation...
TN: I guess so...
(She heads downstairs to the table)
SR:dave, check's astrodude's closet. He probably has a shirt that will fit you!
DV:(he heads over to astrodudes room)
SR: (walks over to astroson's room)
(She knock on the door)
Hey bud, breakfast is almost ready if you want some!
AS:(he's asleep)
SR: (opens the door sightly)
Kiddddd!!! Wake up!!! It's breakfast time!!!
AS:Hrmm..?
SR: Do you want breakfast??
AS:I'd rather not.
SR: oh, sorry for waking you up...
(She gently closes the door)
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