Part 24: nails here!!
AW: (unlocking the door)
DR: oh haiiiiiiii 💅
AW: ...Why are you in my house.
DR: Hang out with my BFF
AB: yeahhhh!! we're just chilling, dont worryyyy!!!
AW: Is that nail polish I see?
DR: yaaaaaaaaas! Do you want your nails done???
AW: Do I!?
AB: sit down with us!!!
DR: yas queen! What color!!!!
AW: Orange pleaseeee
DR: oohh spicy!! Do you want pumpkin orange or fire tangerine
AW: Pumpkin orange, my husband just loves pumpkin pie
DR: good choice love! (gently grabs her hand and begins painting her nails)
AB: oooo.. you GOTTA teach me how you do this..
DR: later I will! Right now, I create magic 💅 ✨
AW: Wow, you're talented..
DR: thanks! This is my true passion but my parents forced me to become a doctor
(finishes painting the nails)
there you go love, now let them dry for 1 hour
AW: this is amazing!! thanks so much..
AB: DO ME NEXT!! DO!! ME!! I WANT MY NAILS DONE!!
DR: OKAY! Okay! I will paint them! What color??
AB: Pink!!! Pleaseeee!!!!
DR: darling I have every pink on the spectrum, your going to need to be more specific
AB: Let me see.
DR: Do you want more of a coral or a pastel pink? Or hot pink? Maybe a fuschia
AB: THE BRIGHTEST NEON PINK EVER THAT ITS RADIOACTIVE. !!!
DR: oh my we are getting ✨ REAL SPICY ✨
(grabs his hands gently and starts painting them)
AW: I don't think radioactivity is good for his hands??
AB: It'll be fiinee!!
DR: dont worry... its not REALLY radioactive, it's just a marketing ploy
AW: The smell is horrible though..
AB: I quite like it
DR: he'll be fineeeeee
AW: This is getting too smelly..
DR: you can go now, they should be dry!
(finishes up painting) OOOOO Look at you shine!!!
AW: Got it, im kind of sleepy.. you two have fun down here. (she goes upstairs)
AB: THIS IS.. SO COOL!!
DR: I know right!! Now imma do mine, i'm thinking an iridescent green with silver sparkles
AB: ooo.. I wanna learn how to do nails..
DR: Okay let me show you!!
(shows him how to paint nails)
AB: okay.. mhhhmmm.. I understand all of that perfectly...
uhhhh..
DR: what's your question
AB: why do I have to wait like.. soooo long for the nails to dryyyy!!
DR: so they don't get ruined of course!!
AB: hmmmhmm.. I don't like waiting..
waiting is like... SOOO boring.
DR: We can watch a movie while we wait!
AB: Which one?? Can we watch a Disney movie??
DR: Let's watch Sleeping beauty!! It's my favorite!
AB: Can you make the popcorn??
DR: Sure, you pull up the movie then!
AB: yeah okay, gimme a second..
DR: (makes tons of popcorn) Lets get this movie started!!!
(they both munch on popcorn and watch the movie)
AB: (he falls asleep on his face halfway through the movie)
DR: awww hes so cute when hes sleeping
(lays him down on the couch and cleans up their mess and leaves quietly)Part 25: something fishy
Around 3:00 am that morning
SR: (wakes up between Astrodude and his wife)
uhhrraaaa that police officer didn't sit well with me....
AD: hoooonk... mimimimi
SR: (creeps out from in between them)
(goes downstairs and sees astroboss on the couch shoves him off the couch and lies down)
AB: OW
what the HECK
SR: (all tiered) my couch....
AB: YOU HAD A GIANT BED TO SLEEP ON
LET ME HAVE THIS COUCH
SR: (more awake) And you have 17 bedroom mansion
AB: okay but...
I'm still staying here!!
SR: you should really go back to your own home... poor Astrodude has so much pressure on him right now... your not helping...
AB: im SOOO not adding pressure onto him.
he's probably fiiine...
SR: go home....
AB: hmmmm
lemme think about it..
AS: (coming out of the basement after an incredibly long night)
SR: Ohaio astroson!! Just telling this freeloader to leave, hru doing!!
AS: ...I'm fine.
How long has he been staying here?
SR: idk like 3 weeks? I cant count...
AS: There's no way it's been weeks already.
SR: idk...
(thinks about the stuff she has been saying about astroboss)
I think I should go home soon too..
AS: Really? To your cardboard box?
SR: HEY, its a nice cardboard box...
plus I feel bad... I feel like ive done nothing but get in the way while staying here.. im no use to anyone
I-i-i-imma take my things and get going...
(gathers her things and leaves)
AB: (turning away and taking the couch back, mumbling to himself) good riddance...
AS: ...I hope she'll be fine.
(He followed Sardi, calling out her name)
SR: (shouts back Don't) worry about me!! Ill be fine!!!
AS: Aren't you gonna say bye to everyone??
well I arrived unannounced so I guess ill leave unannounced
(hurries off into the mess of the city)
AS: (he watches her leave)
SR: (arrives at boxes)
man.. uhh this is sure dirtier then I remember...
(makes herself comfortable in the boxes)
welp, back to this... they are better off without me...
(listens to the cars drive over the bridge as she thinks over her life)
maybe... I should find a real job... doing something I'm good at.
but what am I good at..
Maybe I can into cleaning.. i'm okay at that.. but who would hire a stupid monster eel..
(places cardboard box over head)
(a nasaball is kicked out of a car and lands on sardi's box with a thud)
SR: (inside the box) go away... im not accepting visitors
NB653: (chilly silence)
SR: hhgregg (removes the box) what do you want
NB653: (family guy death pose)
SR: DUde (shakes him) ARE YOU OKAY??
NB653: (groaning) uurrggh
SR: why are you guys always in this kind of situation...
NB653: I ne....eed medical attention ....
SR: uhh uhh uhh picks him up and starts racing towards the hospital
AB: huurrggg
SR: dont worry, youll be okay, ill make sure if it is running as fast as she can
arrives at hospital HELP HELP MY FRIEND IS TERRIBLY HURT!!
DR: oh great heavens it's her again- HI UH OVER HERE WE CAN HELP!!!
NB653: hhrhggg
DR: another nasaball... where do they keep coming from....
SR: dont know dont care rn he is gonna die
DR: well he seems to have broken something but lets get xrays for sure...
performs an xray
Ahhh there's the problem, his main bone is broken!!
NB653: what do yOU MEAN MAIN BONE
DR: well since we are balls, and the creator of countryball and such never show us what their anatomy looks like, we are just assuming we have like a main bone kinda like a human skull that is in our body
NB653: HUH?
DR: you will need to be in a body cast for weeks, you won't be able to work
NB653: WHATTT. I CAN'T NOT WORK!! I'LL LOSE MY JOB AND I'LL BE HOMELESS!!!
SR: I skipped some stepss....
NB653:JUST PUT SOME TAPE ON IT!!!
DR: Do you want to die?
SR: Hey nasaball uh, what did you do at work?
NB653: AAGGGHH!! oh i'm just a janitor
SR: janitor huh... I could help you out...
NB653: OH THANK GOODNESS PLEASE DO
thank god... i'm saved!!!
SR: Yeah, have fun nasaball!! I hope for a swift recovery!!
takes his badge and leaves

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General FictionJoin Sardiniastan on her wacky adventure with her closest friends! Astroboss's food addiction & obesity crisis staring Astrodude, Astroboss, and Blaze as Sardiniastan, or AFAAOCSAAABAS for short, is a comedic fan fiction very loosely based of the so...