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Part 50-54: A Big..., Is that..., Appologies..., Hardcore Relationships

Part 50: A Big, Fluffy Goose!

Sr: (asleep on top of dave, still holding a controller)
DV: (trying his best to stay awake)
Uuuugh... I should turn it off..
SR: (snoring lightly)
DV: (turning it off and falling fast asleep as well)
-~ 4 hours later, birds could be heard sing outside —
AD: (seeing them on the couch and shaking them awake)
SR: gruhuhuhuhuhuuhh....
AD: Wake up, you two..
SR: noooooo...
DV: (snoring)
SR: 5 more.... centuries...
AD: Sardi you won't even live that long, get up. We're gonna go see if we can get you your goose.
DV: (waking up immediately) GOOSE?!
SR: GOOSE?? (jumps up and rushes down stairs) GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE
AD: Oh, so now you wake up!
DV: (right behind her) GOOSEGOOSE GOOSE!!!
SR: (too dave) goooooosssseeeeee
DV: goooosseeeee....
AD: Get in the car, we're going to a farm nearby.
SR: (waddle out the door, half because she's mimicking a goose, and half because she is fat) gooseygooseygoosey
DV: Goose goosey gooseeee...
AD: (starting the car)
SR: Want to hear the name we picked out for the goose???
AD: Go ahead.
SR: (giggling to herself) kevin.....
AD: Kevin? Really?
DV: Yep!! Kevin!
SR: that's what I was going to name dave...
But I like Dave better!
AD: Really? You're just recycling names now? Heh..
DV: The name Kevin sounds weird. But I think it's a good name for a goose!
SR: GRUAH! I suggested it as a joke but Dave liked it, and I like it if Dave likes it!
DV: Kevin Kevin Keviin, goosey goose...
SR: kevy kevy, goosey goosey...
— about an hour passes as they drive to the farm, dave and sardi are driving astrodude insane as they sing goose and kevin over and over again —
AD: CAN YOU STOP SINGING?!
DV: goosey go-
SR: kevy kev-
(Abruptly stops)
(Hanging her head in shame)
Sorry Astrodude...
AD: Look.. It's fine, when you do it for like a minute or so. But FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT! That's too much.
DV: sorry....
SR: (sits in silence)
— they arrive at the farm —
AD: Okay, everyone out.
SR: (basically falls out of the car with a thud) FARM!!!
DV: (jumping out) FARMMMMM!!!!
AD: Calm down, you two-
SR: (goes over to dave) look for the geese!!
(She is scanning the farm for the waterfowl)
DV: (looking for the geese as well)
AD: I'll find the farmer, I think he can help us..
SR: guah! Good idea Astrodude!!
AD: (astrodude goes off in the direction of the farm)
SR: (following him, dragging dave with her)
DV: Ooo, this is gonna be fun! What are they gonna look like! How many are there? How will we choose!?
SR: (in an uncharacteristicly wise and ancient voice) you will know dave, the geese will decide who is worthy for you...
DV: The geese can do that!?!
SR: (normal voice) maybe!
DV: (pulling away) IIIIII don't want a goose anymore,,,
SR: what?? I was just joking...
DV: Oh! Okay.
FG: Well hey there! What're you three looking for?
SR: HUHHHHHHHHH!! We want a goose
DV: GOOSE!!! GOOOSE !!!
AD: We were wondering if you had any.
SR: the super African geese specifically
FG: We have a few, wanna take a looksee?
SR: yesyesyesyesyes
DV: YEA!!
FG: Follow me!
SR: (happily follows the farmer)
— they arrive at where they kept the geese —
SR: look out how beautiful they are dave....
DV: THEYRE AMAZING!!!!
-~ they enter the pen, multiple elegant brown geese with black knobs on their heads are flocking together, gracefully swimming in a pond, while one is sitting alone in the corner, trying to eat a rock~-
DV: (he points at the one eating a rock) CAN WE GET THAT ONE???
SR: he reminds me of me!!!!
FG: Err... I'm not sure you want that one..
SR: (rushes over, but slows down after nearing the goose) hey there buddy....
KV: (looks at her and lets at a curious and friendly whistle)
DV: (heading over to sardi)
KV: (waddles over to the two)
(Looks at them intently)
HONK HONK HONK!!
(He flaps his wings in excitement)
DV: (gasp) he's perfect!!!!
SR: agreed!!
Honk honk mr goose!! Your name is Kevin now!!
(She gently scoops up the goose into her hands)
KV: (bobbing his head and happily honking loudly) Honk Honk!!
FG: Well.. i guess I can't shake them off..
AD: How much do you want for him?
DV: Heyy, i wanna cuddle..
SR: okay we can both cuddle kevin!
FG: I'll say around 50 bucks, maybe less, he's not the smartest of the group.
SR: (overhearing the conversation) heheheheh me neither..
AD: How does 40 sound?
FG: I'll take that!
SR: (getting her wallet out) here ill pay for some of it...
AD: (pulling out 20 bucks) Go ahead..
SR: (gives the farmer her 20) here you go and thank you for the goose!!!
FG: No problem, now why don't you head on out?
DV: (still cuddling kevin)
SR: (prancing away) come on dave! We need to show Kevin his awesome new home!!
KV: (confused)
DV: But how do i get him to followwww?
SR: um- i dont know...
maybe just carry him?
DV: (picking up and carrying kevin over his head)
— they run over to the car —
KV: (a bit scared) honka honka honka!
AD: Be careful with him, we're going to get him some food before we head back.
SR: dave maybe carry him, like in front of you, like a baby
(She motions her hands like she is holding a baby)
DV: (he switches over to carrying kevin like sardi showed him)
KV: (makes a soft and pleased whistling noise)
AD: Okay.. where to find food for him?...
SR: McDonalds? Everyone likes McDonalds!
AD: Sardi i don't think they can eat McDonald's...
DV: MCDONALDS !!! MCDONALDS !
KV: HONK HONK HONK
SR: it sounds like Kevin seems excited for McDonalds...
AD: ..Fine. We'll get McDonalds.
DV: YIPPEEE!
-~they all get in the car, dave and sardi squishing kevin between them, as Astrodude drives to McDonalds~-