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Part 82-85: Tension..., Salads... Yay..., GROUNDED!, Videogames and...

Part 82: Tension Versus Calmness

AW: (heads out to the car, seeing tenn, sardi and dave squeeze together in the back)
Uh, Tenn? How about you ride in my car with Victor and Dave and sardi go with astrodude?
TN: (crawling her way out from in between the two giants) yeahh i think thats a good idea...
(gets into the car, sitting across from astroson)
AS: (scooting away a bit from tenn)
TN: (looking at astroson scoot away and frowns) whats wrong?
AS: Hrmm.. I'm not exactly used to.. strangers.. sitting next to me.
TN: oh uh sorry...
AW: why dont you talk to tenn a bit Victor, she's nice, she wont hurt you
AS: (scoffs) Not from what I've heard.
AW: VICTOR! Be nicer to our guest
TN: (slumps down) no he's right...
AS: I'm always right. (he sticks his tongue out at tenn)
TN: oh if your so always right, then whats the biggest star ever discovered??
AS: I can't give you a definitive answer. There's more and more stars found each and every month or so.
Now, quasi stars could be considered the biggest stars, but they're only hypothetical.
TN: its Stephenson 2-18 nerd! Simple answer
AS: But no matter. I can tell you about *some* of the biggest stars discovered-
Shut up!
TN: grrrrr then whats the most massive thing in the universe? Huh? Huh? Do you know that mr. Nerd face??
AS: The biggest single entity that scientists have identified in the universe is a supercluster of galaxies called the Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall. It's so wide that light takes about 10 billion years to move across the entire structure. And don't refer to me as Mr. Nerd face.
TN: wrong again! ITS YOUR MOM!!
AS: .........
TN: HAHAHAHAHAHA
AS: Do not refer to my lovely mother as such a horrid creature. I will make sure you pay, perhaps even in blood.
AW: !!!!
TENN WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME AND VICTOR DID YOU JUST THREATEN HER?!?
TN: uhhhh it was a joke!! I dont actually mean it!
AS: No I didn't, mother. Tenn is clearly in the wrong here.
TN: NO IM NOT YO MAMA JOKES DONT ACTUALLY MEAN YOUR ACTUAL MOM!!!
AS: You are a vile, sickening liar.
AW: Tenn i know what a yo mama joke is! Victor! This is NOT behavior i will tolerate!
AS: What do you mean? I am completely innocent.
AW: your mind game wont work on me!
Apologize to tenn right now or no more ipad for a month!
AS: You play your cards well, mother...
Hrhrgnng...
(he struggles to get the words out)
I'm.. *sorry.*
AW: sorry for what?
AS: Hrnnng... *sorry* for being rude and threatening to you.
TN: i forgive you and im sorry mrs. Astrowife for calling you the most massive thing in the universe...
AW: see? All better!
-~meanwhile, astrodude, sardi and dave are driving together to the restaurant~-
SR: so like... are all the foods... salads?
DV: blechhh... that'd be horrible.
AD: I'm not sure.. but if it's just salads, then you'll have to deal with it.
SR: why is it important we need to eat healthy foods again??
AD: Tell me, Sardi, how much space do you and Dave take up in the car?
SR: (looks over at dave, his side partially  squished up against her) uhhhhh, all of this row?
DV: yeah, i dont get it, why are you asking??
AD: If you take up a whole row, you're clearly unhealthy and need to eat more than just junk food. I'm not putting you on a diet, regimen, or anything like that, but you two need to get into shape before you start an obesity crisis.
SR: but like, WHY is it so bad if we are unhealthy!
AD: Oh, I don't know, heart disease, diabetes, death.
SR: okay yeah that makes sense!
(She is very tense now)
A-a-any other benefits to being a healthy weight?
AD: Well, a longer life, less disease, healthier immune system.
DV: iiii guess that sounds good.
SR: Dave. You realize if we get super SUPER healthy, we could live forever?!? How awesome would that be?! You and me forever and ever and ever!!
AD: Sardi, that's not what I-
DV: YOU'RE RIGHT!!! THAT'D BE SUPER COOL!! SARDI AND DAVE, FOREVER!!!!
SR: THAT WOULD BE A COOL TV SHOW!
DV: YEAH!! AND THERE COULD BE, LIKE, A HUNDRED SEASONS!!!
SR: well no duh, cuz we would live forever
AD: (sigh)
How about some music, huh?
SR: i swear if you play rocket man,...
AD: You have no taste... (he chuckles to himself)
Fine, fine. I'll let you two pick.
SR: dave what kind of music do YOU like??
DV: ummm.. we didnt really get music back at rotsar.. there were some elevators that played songs but they were kinda lame.
SR: hrnnggg... guess ill just play for you what i like! Astrodude can you put on this one song i really like its called "Lack of Comprehension" its really nice i like it!
AD: Hrmm... go ahead.
(he hands sardi the phone)
SR:(pulls up her song on yt and begins to play it in the car)
-~an eerie but fairly tame instrumental piece begins to play~-
DV: huh.. this isn't so bad...
SR: just wait! It gets better!!
AD:I'm trusting you, Sardi.
-~about 30 seconds later, death metal begins to play~-
DV: (covering his ears) AHHH!! WHAT IS THIS??
SR: its what they call death metal!!! It so fun and awesome i love it!
AD: Oh no...
DV: too loud too loud TOO LOUD... hrnrnrgg...
SR: IEEP! (She quickly shuts down the song)
AD: Yeesh.. maybe no more death metal?
SR: dave are you okay....
i didnt think that it would to loud for you...
DV: im okay.. i just wasn't expecting that..
SR: i should have warned you sorry... ill pick something lighter...
(Pulls ups up "Love Crash and Burn")
-~ a part twangy part poppy song begans bouncing around the inside of the car~-
AD: This is better.
SR: (bopping along and singing with the song)
DV: (horribly imitating sardi)
SR: ooo dave you like this song??!
DV: well if you like it i do too!!!
SR: no! If you like it you like it! It doesn't matter what i like!
DV: oh.. well... i still like it!
SR: cool! (They continue to jam out to music until the make their way to the restaurant)
— after a while, they both arrive at the restaurant —