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Part 44-46: Welcome Back!, Healthy Food, Rock... Must Collect...

Part 44: Welcome back!

DV: Hey! We're heeerreeee!
SR: thank GOODNESS im so tired... and hungry...
(opens the door) hey astroson!! Did you make it back???
AS: (Climbing downstairs) Mhm.
SR: your parents should be coming home soon, just telling you that
DV: Hooowwww soon?
SR: well uh probably in a few hours out so... why you ask??
DV: Yeesh! It's been a week already??
SR: I dont really know, but they gotta be coming back soon!
DV: Yeesh.. we should clean up!
SR: GAHHHH!! That was my whole plan!! To clean up the house! Now look at it! Pizza boxes everywhere! Come on dave! Lets get CLEAANNING!!
DV: Got it!!!
-~ the two feverishly clean the house top to bottom~-
SR: PHEWWWF! That was exhausting! (She sits down on the couch)
DV: (Falls onto couch)
SR: (scrambles to snuggle up next to him)
(nearly instantly falling asleep after cuddling up next to him)
AS: Eugh.
(Ding dong)
AW: Hello! Were home!
AD: How is everyone?
SR: (snoring)
AD: Oh- look! They're fast asleep.
AW: awww they're so cute together!!
AD: Sure are.
I think we should leave them alone for now, they look
tuckered out.
AW: good idea, lets go see how our son went along while we were gone
(walks upstairs and into astroson's room)
AS: Yes, mother?
AW: soooo where you okay while  sardiniastan was taking care of you while we're gone?
AS: Horrible, horrible things.
Absolutely terrifying.
It ruined the entire week for me.
AW: oh my!! Do you want to talk about it?
AS: Why don't you ask our esteemed guests about it??
They're the ones at fault. Sigh.
AW: oh my.... (walks out of the room and down to the couch)
(wakes up dave and sardi)
i need to have a word with you two
DV: Whahhh? What's up?
SR: im awake... what do you need...
AW: well.. astroson said he had a horrible week, and told us to talk to you two on why it went wrong
SR: gruhhhh... nothing really happened though.. just... stuff...
DV: I didn't do anything??
AW: im hoping you two didn't participate in inappropriate behavior in front of my son...
SR: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
DV: EWWWWW !!!!
SR: (shivering) im uncomfortable now.....
AW: hrmmn.. if you two said you didn't do anything, why is astroson so disturbed
DV: I don't know!!!
AW: im going to go up and talk to him again...
(opens astrosons door) sooooo... sardi and dave said they didn't do anything all week, why were you so disturbed! Id really like to help you, I mean I am your mother...
AS: They were... (gagging) being all lovey dovey with eachother. It was horrifying.
AW: oh um.. could you tell me a bit more..?
AS: I would prefer not to.
AW: well I cant do anything about it if you dont tell me what they did.
AS: Uuugghhhh...
AW: Oh was it that bad?
AS: Yes! Even you and father were better than this.
AW: oh my...
(hugging her son) I sorry you had to see that...
AS: Yes, yes.. get it over with.
AW: (releases him) im going to have an adult talk, you stay in here until I say you can come out okay?
(walks out of the room) Sardi! Dave! Astrodude! We need to have a talk in the kitchen....
SR: okay! (Walks to the kitchen)
(Talking to dave) I hope we are discussing dinner plans...
DV: I like dinner. That would be good.
AW: (makes it down to the table) HONEY??  ARE YOU COMING DOWN???
AD: (He scales down the stairs) What is it, hon?
AW: well, we need to have a little talk with dave and sardi about appropriate behavior around children....
AD: What do you mean by that?
AW: Well, our son said he saw dave and sardi participating in some unspeakable lovey dovey acts..
SR: WHAT?? What did we even do??
DV: Yeahh! He's probably overreacting!
AD: Tell us what you did, exactly?
SR: well uh....... (her stripe starts turning red)
DV: Ermmm...
AW: dave.... sardi.... what. did. you. two. do.
SR: well uh we uhhh were watching tv together...
DV: Yeah....
SR: And we ate pizza together...
DV: Ayup...
AD: Hon, are you sure he wasn't overreacting?
SR: I mean, it was A LOT of pizza...
AW: erm, maybe...
he does seem to like to get others in trouble...
AD: Hah! You can say that again..
AW: (sighs) im sorry you two. I didn't think you would actually do something like that...
DV: What did you think we did??
SR: probably kissin and hugging stuff
DV: We hugged though!
SR: Yeah but not in front of him
DV: Oh. Yeah.
SR: so like Astrowife whats for dinnarrrrr
AW: uhhhhh how about pizza? That's something quick we can get!
AD: Ooo, I know this super fast place that has the best pizza in the world.
SR: ...
That is all we ate while you were gone
AD: Really?
DV: I liked it!
SR: yeah me too dave, but we might start an obesity crisis if we eat much more of it (pokes him in the belly a couple times) its already taking holddddddd
DV: Heyyy, at least one more pizza? Pleaaaseee?
SR: (in a ghostly voice) one more step till death....
AD: We can get pizza one more time, then we're back to regular dinners.
DV: Yayy!!!!
SR: YAY!!! Lets get 40!
AW: f-forty??? How much have you been eating??!?
SR: PIZZZAAAAAA
AW: ...
AD: ...
Just- just 4 pizzas. That's enough.
SR: (mumbles to herself) yeah for a snack...
AD: (Dialing the number)
PM: (knock knock)
SR: GAHHHHH THE CREEPY PIZZA MAN!! (Starts running around and runs into a wall)
AD: Yeesh- are you okay?
DV: AAGGHHH HES BACK!!! (He tries to run away too but ends up tripping and falling onto the floor)
SR: DAVE!!! (Scoots across the floor over to him) are you okay!!!
DV: Mmhm!
AD: (He chuckles, then goes to open the door and pick up the pizzas)
SR: (gets up then picks dave up and sets him down upright)
(Shouts) PIZZA TIMEE!! Oops uh sorry dave...
DV: Eee- it's fine!
AW: (calls up stairs) Astroson! You can come down now! We have pizza!!
AS: (calls back down) I'm not hungry, mother.
SR: (looks too dave) more pizza for us!!!
AD: Hey, you're sharing with us too!
SR: (sadly) okay....
AD: Don't worry about it, we'll probably only finish one. The rest is for you and Dave.
DV: (already gobbling up pizza)
SR: GRAHHHH!!! Save some for me!! (Starts taking pizza from the box he was eating from)
AW: (chuckles to herself and shakes her head) they are just to perfect for eachother...
AD: I'm concerned about the pizza.
AW: hmm? What's wrong?
AD: I don't think this is healthy for them..
AW: I mean... sardi does seem a bit *wider* since I last saw her... I don't remember what dave looked like before though..
AD: I hope this doesn't turn into some sort of food addiction.
SR: (looking up at him as she shove a slice of pizza into her face) naahhhhh that could never happen (reaches for another slice)
AW: we should really keep an eye on their food intake...
DV: (face first into the pizza)
AD: ...Is he okay??
SR: yeah... he is a genius... (face first into a different pizza)
AW: okay that's enough pizza for you two...
AD: Yeah! No more pizza, everyone..
DV: (face full of pizza) Awww...
SR: party poopers.. (her face covered in sauce in cheese)
AD: We're just trying to help..
SR: trying to help us what? Starve to death?? Im still hungry!!
AD: Sardi who knows how many pounds you've gained...
SR: (turns a firey red) YOU CAN BARELY EVEN TELL!
AD: Sardi, this is for your own good! Remember what happened to Hustun..
SR: his problems where from the rabies anyways.....
DV: What's a rabies??
SR: uhhhh
AW: its a sickness that makes you foam at the mouth and you act like an animals, truly scary...
DV: Gross...
SR: see, that where his problems came from, not from eating too much food...
(Burps fairly loudly)
Er, excuse me...
AD: Time to clean up this mess..
SR: im gonna go clean up my face...
(Waddles up the stairs to the doorless bathroom and begins washing her face)
DV: Awww.. can I eat the rest at least??
AW: NO! You seem to putting on some pounds too, its best you dont go down the same path!
DV: Pleeaaase?
AW: do want to end up looking like her?
DV: Preeetyyy pleaseee?
AW: ...
One more slice and then go wash your face off....
DV: Yyyeeessss... (eats an entire pizza before going upstairs to wash up)
AD: What are we going to do with those two?
AW: (sighs) its like we adopted two new children... Who are our age....
AD: How old are those two anyways?
AW: isnt sardi like a few years younger than you?
AD: I'm pretty sure, yeah, but what about Dave?
AW: who knows how old he is.....                                
DV: (He walks into the bathroom) Hiii Sardi!!
SR: (in the bathtub, basically filling the entire tub) hiii dave! You cleaning up your face too?
DV: Yep!!
What are you doing in the tub?
SR: uhhhh
Getting... clean...?
DV: I thought he said wash your face....
SR: erm
I'm mostly face....
DV: Are you stuck?
SR: WHAAAAAA???? nooooooo... I can get out when I'm ready....
(just sits there)
DV: (Turning to wash his face in the sink)
SR: ...
DV: Are you sure you're not stuck?
SR: um
(Quietly) no...
DV: Saaarrddiiii...
SR: (starts turning bright red) okay I'll admit I got stuck in the bathtub...
DV: Do you need help?
SR: (mumbles grumpily) yes...
DV: (he tries pulling sardi out)
SR: (pulling herself out)
(flops down out of the bathtub on top of dave)
DV: (struggling from underneath)
SR: GAHHHHHH! (Reaches underneath herself and pulls him out)
s-s-s-soory about that...
DV: (broken bones) It's fiiine.
SR: maybe Astrodude was right.... I dont want to hurt you anymore by accidentally crushing you....
DV: (Spitting out a tooth) I don't mind! I like squishy you.
SR: thats all the convincing I need! (Gives him a squishy hug)
DV: Oof- watch the bones..
SR: oh my... are you okay!!?? Do you need medical attention??
DV: I'll be fiiine.
SR: ermm, okay. It's getting pretty late, lets head to bed
DV: Can you carry me?
SR: yes of course!!! (Gently picks him up and carries him over to the guest room)
DV: Thanks, Sardi!
SR: no problem! Goodnight! I love you
DV: Love ya too! (falls asleep almost immediately)
SR: (walks out and down the stairs in a happy mood)
(walks over to the couch and falls asleep on it)
AD: Would you look at that?
AW: hm? What is it honey?
AD: She's all tuckered out.
AW: I wonder what they really did all week....
AD: Probably nothing important.
AW: meh, you're probably right. I'm going to get ready for bed
AD: Wait for me. Just let me clean all this pizza up.
AW: i'll  just be changing into my pajamas
AD: I'll be up soon, hon.
AW: (upstairs changing)
AD: (He cleans up the rest of the pizza, throwing it into the trash and heading upstairs)
SR: (hears the pizza fall into trash and wakes)
(gets up quietly and creeps over to the garbage bin)
I shouldn't....
(reaches into bin and picks up a pizza a eats a slice)
urrrrrrrr its so good....
(Eats another slice and another and another till there is none left)
PM: (SCREAMS)
SR: !!!!!
That scream again!!!
whatever...
(Waddles back over to the couch and falls back to sleep)
-~the night passes~-