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Part 65-67: Captured, Mistakes, That Was Easy

Part 65: Captured

AB: we're here!!
NB001:That took fairly long...
NB004:(burst out of the car) BLEUGH! FINALLY OUT OF THERE!
DV: oh no.. oh no oh no oh no... this isn't good..
NB004:(realizing that the prisoners are still in the car) Erk! Boss kid! Take 1010 to the extermination room 1-C, ill take 1025 to 1-B. Boss you takin the alien to extermination room 1-A??
TY: I'll take her, no worries.
AB: Why can't I take one??
NB004: uh, boss man you can... release the goose, just drop it off at in the outskirts, there's plenty of bird for it to befriend
AB: UUUGHHHH fine. (grumbling about how stupid birds are)
(he grabs the cage)
KV: (reaches his head out and bites his finger)
AB: (he drops the cage) OW!!
KV: (breaks free from the cage and starts chasing astroboss around)
AB: AGHHH GET IT AWAY !!!!
— meanwhile —
NB001: (struggling to lift sardi)
SR: (fast asleep)
NB001: Why is this forsaken creature so heavy??
SR: (sleep mumbling) icecream...
NB001: (struggling)
DV: (rushing out of the car) SARDI!! There you are!
NB001: Ah- No. Don't even think about it. Restrain him at once.
NB004: (pounces on top of dave) ah ah ah!! You ain't going anywhere!
(She grabs a rope from the back of the truck and ties it around him so she can drag him back to the examination room)
DV: WHAT!! Let me GO! I'm not going inside! I want SARDI! I want to go HOME! You guys are JERKS!
NB001:(rummaging around for tape)
NB004: would you SHUT UP! No amount of convincing will ever let us let you go!!
DV: NO!NO!NO! I WANT SARDI! LET ME GO! YOU WON'T EXTERMINATE ME!!!
NB001: (slapping duct tape onto his mouth)
Now that the nightmare is over.. Terry, could you assist me with carrying the alien?
TY: (holding tenn with one hand) yeah sure let me just, (he picks up one side of sardi) there we go, start walking 001
NB001: (mildly impressed) Alright then.
— they make their way into the building —
NB004:(dragging Dave into his extermination room) welp, I hope ya did everything you ever wanted to, because these are the last walls you will ever know.
DV: (muffled protests)
NB004: (rips the tape off of his face, it pulls some beard hair out with it) what do ya want...
DV: (pure fear in his eyes) please, please don't do this... I don't even understand why you need to.. I didn't do anything wrong, I just wanted to live! please let me go!! please!
NB004: It's my job...
(She walks out of the room, slamming the door and walks over to were 001 and terry are dealing with sardi)
NB001:Eugh.. this beast is ghastly. I think we're doing the world a favor.
TY: Indeed, what even is this thing...
NB004: (walks in) boss, gotta question for ya,
NB001: What is it, 004?
NB004: why must we exterminate the defectors?
NB001: Well..
If we were to recycle them, they could infect future batches. If we were to leave them out to run around in the world, it could have unforeseen consequences. I believe extermination is the only way.
NB004: what are the unforeseen consequences?
NB001: That's the thing. We don't know.
Now, leave us be. Proceed with the exterminations at once.
NB004: (nods and goes back to where dave is)
DV: (cradling himself in a corner)
NB004:hey, human blob, get up. Its time to take your final breaths.
DV:no.. no, no.. please..
Nasaball 004:(mocking him) no no no! (Normal voice) What are you gonna do, cry? Cry to your girlfriend? You human filth and your emotions! Where has that gotten you? 3 minutes from death. You got a taste of freedom and you ate the whole cake, knife and all. Now you must pay the consequences. No amount of crying will save you. So sit there and die, or fight back. But why do I even ask that question? Because I know the answer. You have always been like this 1025. A Pathetic, low achieving garbage scum of a nasaball. Now you're a human too, how can it get any worse! You should have stayed where you belonged, but you didn't! Now look at you. Tsk tsk tsk.
DV: (the fear in his eyes turns to rage as he shakily gets up, then punching her in the face)
NB004: ERK!! (She punches back with all her might) KNOW YOUR PLACE!
DV: (he winces but he attacks her again)
NB004: (gets hit and is thrown back but gets back up)
(She's standing at the ready rocking back and forth like a boxer waiting to dodge or strike)
What are you gonna do?? For the past however long you've been sitting on your butt, being fat and lazy! You are no match for my athleticism!
DV:(he doesn't say a word, rage visibly burning in his eyes. he launches himself at 004, biting and punching and whatnot)
NB004:ERRRAHH!! (She fights back, punching him in skull multiple time until he blacks out)
DV:(out cold on the floor)
NB004:now to dispatch you-
TY: AHHHHHHHHHHHH-
NB004:what the heck???
(She rushes out and into room 1-C)
WHAT THE HECK-