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Part 94-98: A talk..., A picnic..., The Army, Pickle...? The end...

Part 94: A talk to a Picnic in the Park

SR: picnic dayyy picnic day!!! Woooo im so excited to go back to the park!!
DV: i cant wait i cant wait!!
AD: I'm glad you're both excited, but we'll need to wait until my wife gets home. She gets off early today, so it'll be around 12.
SR: dave remember the last time we went to the park?! It was so magical....
DV: It was.. I loved being there with you!
SR: we should take kevin, he would love to meet the other geese
DV: yeah! lets!
AD: Well, okay, but don't let him run off.
SR: He wont
KV: (nods) honk!
AD: Alright. I'm trusting you, Sardi.
SR: you got it *dad* hehe!
TN: umm.. i guess this is short notice but what's a park
AD: It's a large public green area in a town, used for recreation.
TN: uh... okay...
SR: its a cool place with fun stuff basically and its outside
TN: oh i get it!!
DV: it's really cool! theres a big lake with geese and its just plain awesome.
TN: oh i get it!!
DV: it's really cool! theres a big lake with geese and its just plain awesome.
SR: ASTRODUDE! Can we go swimming in the Lake?
AD: Yeesh, I dunno.. you can get sick from that..
SR: awwwwww swimming is fun!!! Plus i want to take dave swimming, hes never been!!
AD: Look, he already got sick once. I don't want both of you getting sick.
DV: aw man... hes right though..
SR: (sighs) how do you even get sick in a lake, ive never gotten sick swimming in the lake!
AD: Well, Dave's never gone swimming before, right?
SR: oh... yeah...
AD: His body won't be used to all the bacteria in the water, and that can get him sick.
SR: can I go swimming then!!?
AD: ..Sure, but don't make me regret it.
SR: YAY!!!
AD: well, you guys get ready, im going to reason with my son... (he heads up stairs, dreading whats to come)
AS: (He's on his bed, sulking)
AD: heeeey... kid.... we're going to the park and i think its a great time to get some vitamin d!....
AS: Do I really have to do this, Father?
AD: its a lovely day out..!
AS: *So?*
AD: its a great way to bond with your family...
AS: (He scoffs.) Ohh, I'm just *so* excited to bond with people who hate my guts.
AD: we dont hate you...
AS: Just let me stay home.
AD: you have to come, were all going and i cant leave you home alone for that long
AS: And why is that? You think I'm incapable of behaving? Is that it?
AD: no, it because we LOVE you and CARE about your saftey!
AS: But the house is perfectly safe, is it not?
AD: no, there could be criminals!!
AS: (He sighs.) *Mother* would let me stay home...
AD: pft- no she wouldn't!
AS: Hrmph. So it's perfectly normal for me to stay in my room when you're here, but when you leave, it's not?
AD: yes, because your home alone, which is dangerous
AS: (He groans) Just let me stay home!
AD: FINE! If thats what you want!
just dont leave the house
AS: I won't.
AD: (walks back down stair) i guess i should pack food and stuff...
SR: (following astrodude from the kitchen) we should bring chips and hotdogs and popsicles and chips and all the other good stuff to the picnic
AD: Grab them for me, will you? I'll make us some sandwiches.
SR: YES!! (She swiftly collects up all the snacks and other not so healthy foods and places them in the cooler)
AD: Make sure to grab some carrots 'n watermelon too. We can't just have you eating junk!
SR: (muttering to herself as she pulls some fruits and veggies out and put them in the cooler)
AD: (He starts preparing a few sandwiches for the picnic, humming to himself)
SR: this is gonna be so much fun... have you even been on a picnic astrodude??
AD: Oh, yeah, a few times with my wife, here and there..
SR: coooool... speaking of your wife is she almost home?!?
AD: Let me see...
(He quickly pulls out his phone, checking the time)
It's almost 12, she'll be here soon.
SR: Yaaaaa! (She runs off into the living room to get kevin ready)
-~a few minutes later~-
AW: (walking inside to see (almost) everyone downstairs) oh hey yall!!
AD: (He walks over to her, giving her a kiss on the cheek)
Hi, hon! How was work?
AW: sub par as usual! Are yall ready to get going? I just have to change into something less formal and ill be ready.
AD: I'm almost done with the sandwiches. We'll be waiting for you down here.
SR: SO EXCITEDDDDD
AW: (quickly changes into a t-shirt and shorts)
AD: (He finishes with the last of the sandwiches, placing them into the cooler)
TN: are we going now!?
AW: yup!! Everyone pile into the car!
SR: yeayyayaya!!! (She goes out with dave kevin and tenn)
DV: (happily following sardi, carrying kevin in his hands)
AD: (He grabs the cooler and makes his way to the car)
AW: (heads out to the car)
-~a few minutes later they arrive and set up at a picnic table at the park~-