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Astroboss's food addiction & obesity crisis staring Astrodude, Astroboss, and Blaze as Sardiniastan, or AFAAOCSAAABAS for short, is a comedic fan fiction very loosely based of the so...
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Part 14: An Eel's Last Swim
AS: (still eating a sandwich) SR: (evil sardiniastan kicks back in, and her tears stop flowing) No tears should be shed for the weak! AS: (he finishes his sandwich) Perhaps this was a mistake.. SR: wow... the creator's creation is smarter the the creator himself. If you were smart, you would drop these losers and achieve your dreams to be rich and famous AS: Nobody would listen to an 11 year old. Besides, I have bigger plans. Something that will truly get me recognized. Perhaps, maybe, the day of judgement is at hand? SR: what could be bigger than wealth? AS: You'll see.. (He goes upstairs without another word) SR:... (Follows him) AS: (going into his room, closing the door shut and locking it) Sr: (grabs handle and jiggles it) what is he hiding.. AB: (leaving the guest room, spotting sardi, then going back in and locking the door) SR: what is going on... -~more locking of doors. sardi is left outside in the hallway~- SR: LIKE I NEED ANY OF YOU ANYWAYS WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME (old sardi kicks in) (starts bawling) (evil sardi come back) NYEH!!! (storms out and slams the door) AS: (unlocking the door carrying homemade anesthesia and a plastic baseball bat) (following sardi out the door) Where is she... Couldn't have gone far. SR: (running to nowhere) AS: (sneaking up behind sardi) SR: (doesnt notice) AS: (he swiftly injects her with his homemade, recently concocted anesthesia) SR: (collapses on the floor, out like a light) AS: (He then hits with plastic bat a few times in case it didn't work, and starts dragging her back to the house) SR: hooooonk mimimimimi AS: (finally arriving at house, and dragging her body up the stairs. her head hits the steps a few times) (After arriving at his room he lays sardi down on the operation table) Time to get to work.. (proceeding to open sardi's skull with a few adjustments to the brain) SR: (starting to wake up) AS: (finishing up but drops something in the skull) ...No time. (closes up the skull) SR: (wakes up Looks around) Where am I? AS: How do you feel? Feel like doing an equation? SR: who are you? AS: ...Oh great. Too much damage. SR: hello too much damge! AS: That's not- whatever. Do you recall the name Astrodude? SR: No, is that my name? AS: (Loud sigh) What about Sardi? Sardiniastan? Does that ring a bell? SR: no.. is that my mom? AS: Hmph. What about Hustun? Astroboss? SR: nope! AS: ... Just- just go back to sleep... Sr: Okay! (knocked out) AS: (more thorough brain surgery, removing the scalpel stuck inside her brain after closing up the skull again, he taps her a few times before waking sardi up) SR: uhggggg what happened..? (She realizes)
Part 15: Sincerely, Sardiniastan
SR: (bursts into tears) IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY IM SORRY ASTRODUDE IM SORRY HUSTON IM SORRY ASTROWIFE!! (Runs up down the hallway) AS: (watching sardi cry with the smallest hint of a smile on his face before heading back inside into his room) SR: (pounds on Astrodudes and his wifes door) IM SOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYY AD: (he opens the door, with a sad look on his face) Are you really? SR: (gives him the biggest hug in the world) YES YES I AM!!! IDK WHAT CAME OVER ME!!!! I LOVE YOU..... YOUR MY BEST FRIEND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO THAT TO YOU!!!!! (bawling everywhere) AD: (he hugs back) (i forgive you and for what I did back there) SR: (still crying) how can I ever repay you..... AD: You don't have to, sardi SR: (gets Astrodude covered in tears) (turns to astrowife) im sorry to you too... I didn't mean any of that stuff I said, and im sorry for throwing the remote at you... AW: (sigh).. It's fine, I forgive you too AD: (grabbing a new shirt really quickly and going inside the restroom to put it on) SD: (goes over to the guest room and knocks on the door) Im sorry astroboss.... im sorry for er.. everything... AB: (BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR) GET AWAY FROM ME !!! SR: dude, listen, That wasnt me back there. I would never do that to some I.. uh... well.. I would never do that to someone I love as much as you. I might not always show it, but ive always though of you as a best friend, and if you wont accept my apology I... I... I dont know what ill do.... things just wouldn't be the same without you. AB: (opening the door the slightest bit) SR: (peeks in with a smile in her eyes) AB: (narrowing eyes) I guess I forgive you. But let me continue my video in peace please (closes door) SR: (sighs with some tears) I dont think he truly does.... AW: I mean... you were kind of mean to him. You may have scarred him for life after trying to eat him. SR: (looks up at astrowife) Do you know I can get him to forgive me, like genuinely?? AW: I mean.. we're not very close friend either.. I think only time will tell SR: man... I really hope I can make it up to him... AW: We'll see. Are you hungry ?? SR: (shakes head violently) YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH YEAH
Part 16: 100% edible lunch
AW: Astrodude already cooked lunch, I'll warm it up SR: Yeah... I know he cooked lunch... AW: (going downstairs and into kitchen) SR: ill be down in a minute (goes over to Astrodude) Uhhhhhh AD: (STUCK IN THE BATHROOM) SR: are you okay...? AD: Am good, I don't need help hahahahaha SR: well... I just want to say... I think what you cooked looks delicious and I cant wait to eat it... AD: Thanks for that, sardi!! (sounds of him struggling with the door) SR: (mood brightens) Are you suuuuurrrreeeee you dont need help AD: Am fine, I'll be down in a bit (Struggling) SR: (pulls on the knob) Im.. not... coming... down... without... you... AD: this door is locked shut.. do you have anything to knock it down with SR: Uh.... no but I have something else I can do... AD: What are you going to do?? SR: (whispers) eat the door... AD: Oh no SR: (munches door) AD: Well that's one way... well, time to eat AB: (LOUD EXPLOSION NOISE) SR: WHAT??? AD: OH GOD HE WASNT KIDDING WE GOTTA SEE IF THERES ANYTHING LEFT OF HIM (FURIOUS KNOCKING ON ASTROBOSS'S DOOR) OH MY GOD OPEN UP PLEASE BE OKAY SR:NOOOOOO NOOOOO I NEVER EVEN MADE UP WITH HIM.... AD: (finally pushing open the door) AB: (looking disappointed as a coke+mentos explosion spills out onto the floor) AD: what... SR: are you kidding me..!!! (runs over and gives him a hug) Im so glad you're okay..... AB: What?? What- ew- umm- yeah. Umm. What's with the emotions?? AD: We thought you exploded!! SR: remember what Astrodude's son said about exploading if you gained too much weight?? AB: No Was I supposed to? SR: uh YES! AB: Welllllll I didn't explode soooo Anyway... maybe like Get out Still kind of busy here.... (shooing motions) SR: Okay... AD: (concerned look on his face, then leaving) AS: (Mysterious Sounds coming from his room) AD: ..Maybe I wont bother him Lets go eat... SR: GOOD IDEA hehehehehehe AW: (calling from downstairs) Are you two ready?? SR: Coming!!! (bounces down the stairs) AD: (following at a slower rate) AW: (putting the plates of food onto the table) Who's ready to eat ?? SR: (has the biggest smile in her eyes) I AMMMMMMM!! Me too!!!! AW: (laying down the food and starting to eat) SR: (slams down at the table next to Astrodude) AD: (shaken by the sudden slam then starting to eat) SR: (starts eating) MMMMMMMMMMMMM Uuuuuuuu you did such a good job on thisssssss AD: Mmm. Sure did AW: I gotta say, hes really improved his skills Before this he left he couldn't even crack an egg SR: (pushes up next to Astrodude) Your so epicccc!!!!! I wish I could be half a cook like you AD: Its nothing... just some recipes I picked up down the road and months of isolation in space NB127: (sudden knocking on door) SR: who could that be??? AD: I'll get the door, don't worry (Opens door) SR: keeps eating NB127: Heyyy could I talk to Hustun real quick.... AD: Sure, I'll get him down, just stay here (going upstairs) SR: (notices the guest) Oooooo hello! AB: (minutes later he comes down with an annoyed look on his face) Whaddya want, Nasa??? NB127: Youre fired, Hustun
