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Astroboss's food addiction & obesity crisis staring Astrodude, Astroboss, and Blaze as Sardiniastan, or AFAAOCSAAABAS for short, is a comedic fan fiction very loosely based of the so...
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AD: honey we're homeeee AW: haha.. heyyy, hon.. good news and bad news which one do you want to hear first SR: GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS! AW: good news is dinner is ready!!! it's sardines bad news is, astroboss broke in our house?? he looks weird I dont know what happened SR: UHHHH he died uhh AW:he WHAT HOW IS HE ALIVE AS: mother. father. esteemed guest. I have brought our beloved friend, hustun, back to life. I overheard your conversation about how solemn he looked dead and so I brought him forth from the afterlife. SR: didnt mean we missed him.. AS:too late. goes back upstairs AD: WHAT SR: your son.... he is something sooo Astrodude's wifey... how about that dinner AW: I'm not hungry anymore. Here's your sardines. (She just passes her plate over to the two) SR: (giant eel mouth opens and eat the meal, plate and all) thank you astrowifeeeeee AD: (too shocked to eat) SR: uhhhh Astrodude are you okay??? AD: UM NO SR: (saddened) why? is it because of the giant zombie your son created.. AD: YES WHAT IS THAT SR: does it like uh... talk or something pokes the zombie AB: (MENASING SILENCE) SR: I hope it doesn't bite.. AS: don't touch it. it's prone to outrage and aggravated attacks. SR: Okay little dude wwwwwwhatever you say man AS: I am smarter than you in 4.5 billion ways SR: I failed 2 grade 4 time and dropped out in 3rd grade, you dont have to remind me... AB: ... (falls down) SR: Should we... help him? AS: It's fine. This is prone to happen. Give him a moment. He's getting used to being alive again. AB: (STARTS ROLLING) SR: (whispers to Astrodude) your son crazy!!!! AD: (whispers back) he's just built different SR: (whispers) he got your smart genes I guess lol AS: (poking astroboss with a stick, astroboss then takes the stick out of his hands and starts gnawing on it) SR: Yay!!! Hes back to normal AS: It will take at least a week for him to readjust. Don't feed him meat. Or sugar. SR: what do we feed him? thats all I eat to be honest AS: Keep him fed with this special drink mix. (He hands him a baggie) SR: this looks like sugar AS: ... SR: hehehe and you called me dumb (blows raspberry) AS: this is my own powder mix SR: oh okay (grabs packet) AS: have fun raising this... baby zombie thing SR: (begins mixing the powder in some water) you should help too... you created this monster AS:no SR: you little.. AS: (starts playing with his rocket) SR: (takes rocket) YOU BETTER HELP WITH THE ZOMBIE AS: (starts wailing) AW: WHAT HAPPENED HERE???! SR: WAIT WAIT WAIT uhhhhhhh (gives back toy) AW: Sardiniastan, I dont tolerate this behavior, says sorry SR: okay mrs. dude... (under breath) im sorry your son is a little brat- (normal voice) I mean im sorry I took your toy rocket ship... do you forgive me... AW: it's not up to me, it's him AS: I do forgive you Now now get the creature out of my sight SR: grrr... Astrodude can you help me get this butterball back to my place??? AD: sure sure be right back, hon! (starts rolling the zombieboss)
Part 8: Sardiniastan's questionable life
SR and AD: (rolls him down under the freeway underpass SR: ahhh home sweet home!) AB: (covered in debris) SR: puts a cardboard box on the zombieboss's head and theres where you will sleep tonight! AD: Why do you live under the freeway SR: (hesitates) im... homeless... im to stupid to get a job... (thinks too herself: there goes our friendship...) AD: Arrhggg I need to get you a home now! SR: no no... its okay I like the boxes... AD: This sucks, you can't be living here Let's go back this place smells bad SR: you dont have to spend all that money for me.. AD: that's not a question that you can answer i am going to get you a house SR: how am I going to pay the bills??? I have uh... (checks wallet) 26 dollars and 72 cents!! AD: Hmmm look you can just hang out at my house SR: thank you..... (crying a little) AD: I think he's eating the cardboard box SR: he is... Bad zombie boss!! Drop it! AB: (gnawing on the house made of cardboard) HSSSSS SR: (shook) AB: (eating cardboard) AD: just drag him back SR: (pulls him back home with all her strength)
Part 9: A place to sleep
AD: honey im back AW:why did you have to bring hustun? SR: I dont have a place to keep him... AW: Yeesh... I'll put him in the kid's room he can take care of that thing AS: (eating mac and cheese) SR: nice mac and cheese kid (resist the urge to eat it) AS: If you touch it you will explode, I can detonate this house at any second SR: (scared for her life) Scary child... AW: haha. him and his silly imagination AD: (dragging zombieboss up the stairs) SR: (pushes from behind to get him up faster) AB: (bonking his head on stairs) AS: Refrain from hurting him, it could cause permanent damage. He needs to regain communication skills and basic understanding of things. SR: He never had those before so...... AS:.... Just put him in my room. Inside the box that says, "Rejects" SR: haha maybe I should go in that box.. AS: No hes just sleeping there If he touches my bed I have to get rid of it because he contains around 50 diseases SR: hey Astrodude, I dont think your son like me... AD... he hates everyone probably, even me SR: (stuffing astroboss into the box) ah, I see AS: Now exit from my room. I will edit him a bit. SR: yeesh im going in going (squashes threw door) AS: (closes door on the two) AW: (sighs) what am I going to do with that kid?? SR: (yawns) idk... maybe send him to actual school and not homeschool him? AW:... he's filine, he literally brought astroboss back to life SR: sorry that was snarky well, hes doing better than me in life so I guess it cant be to bad AW: sure, i'm going to sleep. have fun with astrodude! (she heads upstairs) SR: Okay good night!!! turns to Astrodude sooooo uh nnnnnnnnice place you got here.. AD: yeah it is pretty nice SR: so like... where should I sleep, im getting tiered there's...the bed, doubles as a couch.. you can sleep in my sons room, he has a sleeping bag... uhh.. yeah, basically it SR: jumps onto couch, nearly breaking it okay goodnight! (is absolutely knocked out) AD: ... ohhhkayyyy, remind me to get a new couch heads upstairs to sleep -~the night passes~
