Part 7-9: Dinner's Delight, sardiniastan's Questionable Life, A Place to Sleep

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Part 7: Dinner's Delight

AD: honey we're homeeeeAW: haha

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AD: honey we're homeeee
AW: haha.. heyyy, hon.. good news and bad news
which one do you want to hear first
SR: GOOD NEWS!!! GOOD NEWS!
AW: good news is dinner is ready!!!
it's sardines
bad news is,
astroboss broke in our house?? he looks weird I dont know what happened
SR: UHHHH
he died uhh
AW:he WHAT
HOW IS HE ALIVE
AS: mother. father. esteemed guest. I have brought our beloved friend, hustun, back to life. I overheard your conversation about how solemn he looked dead and so I brought him forth from the afterlife.
SR: didnt mean we missed him..
AS:too late.
goes back upstairs
AD: WHAT
SR: your son.... he is something
sooo Astrodude's wifey... how about that dinner
AW: I'm not hungry anymore. Here's your sardines.
(She just passes her plate over to the two)
SR: (giant eel mouth opens and eat the meal, plate and all)
thank you astrowifeeeeee
AD: (too shocked to eat)
SR: uhhhh Astrodude are you okay???
AD: UM NO
SR: (saddened) why?
is it because of the giant zombie your son created..
AD: YES
WHAT IS THAT
SR: does it like uh... talk or something pokes the zombie
AB: (MENASING SILENCE)
SR: I hope it doesn't bite..
AS: don't touch it. it's prone to outrage and aggravated attacks.
SR: Okay little dude wwwwwwhatever you say man
AS: I am smarter than you in 4.5 billion ways
SR: I failed 2 grade 4 time and dropped out in 3rd grade, you dont have to remind me...
AB: ...
(falls down)
SR: Should we... help him?
AS: It's fine. This is prone to happen.
Give him a moment. He's getting used to being alive again.
AB: (STARTS ROLLING)
SR: (whispers to Astrodude) your son crazy!!!!
AD: (whispers back) he's just built different
SR: (whispers) he got your smart genes I guess lol
AS: (poking astroboss with a stick, astroboss then takes the stick out of his hands and starts gnawing on it)
SR: Yay!!! Hes back to normal
AS: It will take at least a week for him to readjust.
Don't feed him meat.
Or sugar.
SR: what do we feed him?
thats all I eat to be honest
AS: Keep him fed with this special drink mix. (He hands him a baggie)
SR: this looks like sugar
AS: ...
SR: hehehe and you called me dumb (blows raspberry)
AS: this is my own powder mix
SR: oh okay (grabs packet)
AS: have fun raising this... baby zombie thing
SR: (begins mixing the powder in some water)
you should help too... you created this monster
AS:no
SR: you little..
AS: (starts playing with his rocket)
SR: (takes rocket)
YOU BETTER HELP WITH THE ZOMBIE
AS: (starts wailing)
AW: WHAT HAPPENED HERE???!
SR: WAIT WAIT WAIT
uhhhhhhh
(gives back toy)
AW: Sardiniastan, I dont tolerate this behavior, says sorry
SR: okay mrs. dude... (under breath) im sorry your son is a little brat- (normal voice) I mean im sorry I took your toy rocket ship... do you forgive me...
AW: it's not up to me, it's him
AS: I do forgive you
Now now get the creature out of my sight
SR: grrr... Astrodude can you help me get this butterball back to my place???
AD: sure sure
be right back, hon!
(starts rolling the zombieboss)

Part 8: Sardiniastan's questionable life

SR and AD: (rolls him down under the freeway underpass SR: ahhh home sweet home!)
AB: (covered in debris)
SR: puts a cardboard box on the zombieboss's head
and theres where you will sleep tonight!
AD: Why do you live under the freeway
SR: (hesitates) im... homeless... im to stupid to get a job... (thinks too herself: there goes our friendship...)
AD: Arrhggg I need to get you a home now!
SR: no no... its okay I like the boxes...
AD: This sucks, you can't be living here
Let's go back this place smells bad
SR: you dont have to spend all that money for me..
AD: that's not a question that you can answer
i am going to get you a house
SR: how am I going to pay the bills??? I have uh... (checks wallet) 26 dollars and 72 cents!!
AD: Hmmm
look you can just hang out at my house
SR: thank you..... (crying a little)
AD: I think he's eating the cardboard box
SR: he is...
Bad zombie boss!! Drop it!
AB: (gnawing on the house made of cardboard)
HSSSSS
SR: (shook)
AB: (eating cardboard)
AD: just drag him back
SR: (pulls him back home with all her strength)

Part 9: A place to sleep

AD: honey im back
AW:why did you have to bring hustun?
SR: I dont have a place to keep him...
AW: Yeesh... I'll put him in the kid's room he can take care of that thing
AS: (eating mac and cheese)
SR: nice mac and cheese kid
(resist the urge to eat it)
AS: If you touch it you will explode, I can detonate this house at any second
SR: (scared for her life)
Scary child...
AW: haha. him and his silly imagination
AD: (dragging zombieboss up the stairs)
SR: (pushes from behind to get him up faster)
AB: (bonking his head on stairs)
AS: Refrain from hurting him, it could cause permanent damage. He needs to regain communication skills and basic understanding of things.
SR: He never had those before so......
AS:....
Just put him in my room.
Inside the box that says, "Rejects"
SR: haha maybe I should go in that box..
AS: No hes just sleeping there
If he touches my bed I have to get rid of it because he contains around 50 diseases
SR: hey Astrodude, I dont think your son like me...
AD... he hates everyone probably, even me
SR: (stuffing astroboss into the box)
ah, I see
AS: Now exit from my room. I will edit him a bit.
SR: yeesh im going in going
(squashes threw door)
AS: (closes door on the two)
AW: (sighs) what am I going to do with that kid??
SR: (yawns) idk... maybe send him to actual school and not homeschool him?
AW:...
he's filine, he literally brought astroboss back to life
SR: sorry that was snarky
well, hes doing better than me in life so I guess it cant be to bad
AW: sure, i'm going to sleep. have fun with astrodude! (she heads upstairs)
SR: Okay good night!!!
turns to Astrodude
sooooo uh nnnnnnnnice place you got here..
AD: yeah it is pretty nice
SR: so like... where should I sleep, im getting tiered
there's...the bed, doubles as a couch.. you can sleep in my sons room, he has a sleeping bag... uhh.. yeah, basically it
SR: jumps onto couch, nearly breaking it okay goodnight!
(is absolutely knocked out)
AD: ...
ohhhkayyyy, remind me to get a new couch
heads upstairs to sleep
-~the night passes~

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