Of course I'll be fine, I'm always fine. But we have to fight, because it's just us now. There were five of us and now it's just you and I and it can't be just me. It can't be. I will go down swinging for you, Ross. You know I will. But that means y...
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Rachel 100. perfect. Time to show them who started this whole revolution in the first place. Me. If it weren't for me Maia would be a hopeless community service officer or someone who worked at Burger King just to get by. But as I walk the halls I know that I'm amazing.
Mercedes I figured they'd at least put up a sign that would say "Thanks Mercedes"
Rachel I'm the biggest star The Maia and Ross Diaries has ever produced.
Mercedes What the hell!
My thoughts break as I watch Rachel stride by all full of herself. She looks like a damn Chi Chi pet, spotlight stealing Jewish freak. But... Mercedes, she's your friend. But most importantly... no red carpet?
Rachel No confetti?
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Bathroom
"hi-ii Maia."
Maia looked up into the mirror confused and slowly turned her head to her audience. "Anna!" I yelled "Wen-Wendy is that you?" Of course it's them. Should I make a run for it? I think I'm gonna run.
I knew those dolled faces from anywhere, makeup, heels, the hand on their hips stride and the names we're basic Disney Junior names that your brain could reset back to you in seconds. "Hey gurl!" They shook their breast toward me in a shimmy dance, as my eye twitched. "Um... what are you doing... here?"
Anna and Wendy, Dana's minions. We went a long way back at Unison and how they found me in New York, in a bathroom, in my work place, was just crazy. I thought I was going to run away from them. They looked insane.
"So we took a cab because we heard it was your 100th chapter hoe! Hugs!!"Anna practically danced towards Maia, and it felt weird after all this time. All I could do was stare at them in awe as I stopped the sink without looking. This is not happening, you are not hugging your past. The two girls we're still short as when they hugged me, their faces moshed right into my boobs, and didn't miss by not even a little bit. "Oof! Oh golly!"
Golly? Golly, really me? Nobody says that anymo- at all... I'm sure nobody's ever just yelled golly."I love you Maia! Can you sign my vag--"
"Infeirno perra's!?" Santana walked in cursing in Spanish. I couldn't even look at Santana without laughing. Because honestly, the two girls I thought could care less about me since once upon a high school ago they'd left Dana's side to become their own. And I hadn't noticed them after that, but now we're obviously getting more comfortable than usual. In a while.
