"In the bathroom of the bowling alley?"
I cringed, listening to Duff explain how he and this chick had sex in the bowling alley bathroom."It sounds gross, but I swear, best fuck of my life."
Duff said proudly."What about you, June? Weirdest place you've fucked?"
Axl smirked."7/11 bathroom."
I cringed."In a fucking gas station?"
Izzy asked, a look of disbelief presenting itself on his face."Were you gonna die of you didn't get dick?"
Slash asked, obviously grossed out."Did he have a beer flavored dick; why didn't you just wait?"
Steven asked."Okay! Shut up and listen. Jesus. So me and someone, I won't say who, were taking a drive. And I said I'd never fucked anywhere but a bed or backseat. Then the next thing I know we're at the 7/11 and I'm getting laid in the bathroom."
I blushed."But that's nasty."
Duff butted in."Because the bowling alley was better."
I snarked, rolling my eyes."I'd rather fuck in a bowling alley than a gas station."
Axl piped up."What's your weird place then, asshole?"
I asked, looking at Axl."Football field."
He answered without hesitation."A fucking football field?"
Izzy asked."Yeah dude. Remember that Cindy chick, well, we were smokin' a joint then, damn it just happened."
Axl laughed."I don't know which is worse, the 7/11 or a football field. They both sound gross."
Steven cringed, an expression that seemed to be etched on all of our faces."It wasn't that bad. But when I was eating her out, a bug jumped on my face."
Axl explained, causing everyone to laugh."I'm sorry, you ate a chick out on a damn football field? Out in the fuckin' open?"
Slash asked, his curls flying in all different directions as he shook his head."Well why the fuck not?"
"Because bugs, grass, dirt."
Duff butted in, listing things off as if it were the most obvious answer in the world."Was it at least worth it?"
Izzy asked."Some of the best pussy I've ever had, tell you that much."
Axl said nonchalantly."I don't give a fuck if it's the hottest chick in the world, ain't no way I'm goin' down on someone in public."
Steven added."You mean you've never ate someone out in public?"
I asked for clarification."You have?!"
Duff asked, looking at me with wide eyes."You haven't?"
I responded."Who are you and where is my best friend?"
Duff said, roughly shaking me."She's right here, Duff. What? I experimented in college."
I shrugged, looking at the five guys were were staring at me with wide eyes."You said you were only there for like a semester though."
Slash pointed out."You'd be amazed at how many frat parties you can go to in one semester."
I smirked, taking a swig of my beer."You guys are avoiding the important question. When the hell did you eat out a chick... in public?"
Steven asked, annoyed at the lack of knowledge."So basically, me and this chick were party-hopping right? And we were talking about how guys just don't know how to eat out right? So I was trying to explain something that a dude had done once, and she didn't get it, so I just did it."
I shrugged.
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80s Band Imagines
FanfictionBasically, imagines involving 80s rock band members. Here's the list of bands and members. Motley Crue • Vince Neil • Nikki Sixx • Tommy Lee • Mick Mars Guns N Roses • Axl Rose • Duff McKagen • Steven Adler • Slash • Izzy Straddlin There may be more...