Chatting on 'The Most Amazing Mutants'
Scott: sorry Peter, I was being an arse
Peter: nothing unusual there then
Kurt: please don't fight
Peter: Don't worry Kurt, I forgive the arsehole
Scott: bitch
Jane: You guys act like children
Ororo: and you're a buzzkill
Peter: the nicknames on here are boring, I'm gonna live it up a little
Kurt: oh no
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Peter changed Scott's name to 'Arsehole'
Peter changed Jane's name to 'Buzzkill'
Peter changed Ororo's name to 'ThunderAndLightning'
Peter changed Kurt's name to 'TheQuietGayTeleporter'
Peter changed his name to 'SexiestMotherfucker'
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Arsehole: bitch
SexiestMotherfucker: you know it's true
Arsehole: I hate you
ThunderAndLightning: I like my name
SexiestMotherfucker: good
TheQuietGayTeleporter: I don't know how to feel about mine
SexiestMotherfucker: it's true, you are a gay teleporter who is very quiet
TheQuietGayTeleporter: it sounds like you are being passive aggressive towards me.
SexiestMotherfucker: never, we are proud of you for coming out to us
TheQuietGayTeleporter: ok that's good
ThunderAndLightning: my gay bestie <3
TheQuietGayTeleporter: thank you
Buzzkill: I hate you Peter
SexiestMotherfucker: what, me? You must be mistaken no one hates me.
Buzzkill: also, Sexiest motherfucker, really?
SexiestMotherfucker: well it's true
ThunderAndLightning: conceited bastard
SexiestMotherfucker: I hate you
TheQuietGayTeleporter: talking of conceited, isn't this chat name a bit arrogant
Buzzkill: true
Arsehole: yeah it is but who cares
TheQuietGayTeleporter: I suppose...
SexiestMotherfucker: question, how do you tell someone that you are their son?
Arsehole: ask them to do a Darth Vader impression, get them to say "I am your father" then say "yes you are my father"
SexiestMotherfucker: that would be amazing however let me be more specific
SexiestMotherfucker: how do you tell Magneto that you are his son?
Arsehole: don't wear any metal
TheQuietGayTeleporter: you could message him
SexiestMotherfucker: I don't have his number
ThunderAndLightning: you could talk to Professor X
Buzzkill: you could talk to him privately and get to know him better
SexiestMotherfucker: Thanks Jean, Ororo that is helpful
Arsehole: what about my idea
SexiestMotherfucker: ...
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